I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 122 Take a look at the people living in hell



Chapter 122 Take a look at the people living in hell

Yu Ze said solemnly: "I've always been calm, but if someone asks me in the future, I'll just say it straight."

Gu Ye breathed a sigh of relief, guessing that no one would dare to ask Yu Ze directly about his relationship.

Yu Ze reminded Gu Ye again: "You are the same."

Only then did Gu Ye realize that Yu Ze had something to say, and he said helplessly, "There must be a lot of people asking me."

Yu Ze asked dissatisfied: "I'm embarrassing you?"

"No, you are so good," Gu Ye held Yu Ze's face, and quickly coaxed him. Seeing the other person's eyes, Gu Ye softened, "Don't look at me so resentfully, I will find a chance to talk about it."

Yu Ze ticked the corner of his mouth, "During your live broadcast on Saturday?"

Gu Ye: "...Don't you manage a lot of things every day? These little things are so clear."

Yu Ze lowered his head with a smile, and kissed the tip of Gu Ye's nose, "I understand everything about you clearly."

Gu Ye laughed, "Okay, I'll give you a title, you calm down, let me say it, don't say it."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

Gu Ye used a kiss instead of answering, this question also asked why, he is not stupid, if someone asks Yu Ze, he will definitely tell others domineeringly, we are together, hit a straight ball, no matter what others think.His Yu Ze is the proud son of heaven, he never cared about his own reputation, but he couldn't bear others to say something bad about Yu Ze.He couldn't stop everyone talking, and just wanted to watch him live in peace, but he didn't expect Yu Ze to be so jealous that he couldn't think of a way.

On Friday morning, Gu Ye posted a notice on Weibo in advance: Saturday night at [-] o'clock, free ten hexagrams, I go to school.

After posting, Gu Ye quit Weibo, got up listlessly, hung on Yu Ze's back, and went to wash his face.

Yu Ze was already fully dressed, carrying Gu Ye to the bathroom like a big doll, and asked with a smile, "Can I help?"

Gu Ye pushed the other party away in disgust, "You hurry up, don't you have a meeting? Hurry up."

Yu Ze instructed: "Leave after eating, and inform me at school."

"Understood, dad." Gu Ye was tired, and found himself a dad again.

Gu Ye had dinner and returned to school. It was already past ten o'clock, and the first class was over. Xia Xiang saw that he was not energetic, and asked with concern: "That thing is difficult to deal with?"

Gu Ye blinked, and after realizing what Xia Xiang was talking about, he nodded with a serious face.

"Played all night?"

Gu Ye: "...um."

Xia Xiang asked concerned: "Are you okay, are you not injured? I heard that someone was injured."

Gu Ye was helpless, "Where did you find out?"

Xia Xiang smiled and said, "Don't worry about it, I heard that it really became a zombie?"

"Ah."

Zhao Pengyu was also curious, "How did you solve it?"

"It was solved by many people together."

Xia Xiang asked, "What about the process?"

"It's just to solve it together. Ask me so clearly what to do." Gu Ye has lost his patience, and the two of them are still asking, "Where is it? Aren't we curious, how did she meet so many of you? This It's amazing, we've only seen it on TV."

Thinking of the process of elimination, Gu Ye felt a pain in the face and a pain in the back. He said indifferently: "You are not in this circle, so don't inquire about it. If you ask again, you will be killed."

Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang looked at him blankly for a while, and then started together, pressed Gu Ye on the table, and crumpled his hair into a haystack.

Gu Ye was tired and didn't come back for two days. These two people have gone crazy, and they are no longer cute and well-behaved.

I obediently attended class for a day and a half, and it was the weekend again. Before the get out of class ended, the teacher said that there would be a mock exam next Monday, and reminded the students not to be too lazy on the weekend and review well.

I don't know if it's his own illusion. Gu Ye felt that the teacher glanced at him when he said this. Thinking about his recent performance, Gu Ye felt that he had asked for too much leave, which made him feel a sense of crisis. This time the simulation If he fails the test, the teacher will definitely talk to him.

Xia Xiang bumped Gu Ye with his elbow, "Come on, or you will be cold."

The corners of Gu Ye's mouth curled up, "Don't worry, I will definitely pass the exam better than Zhao Pengyu."

Zhao Pengyu, who was innocently lying on the gun, didn't think so, "I really haven't played recently, I haven't played games, I haven't played basketball, and I have been studying hard. If I do better than you this time, hehe, little aunt, do you bet?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "What are you betting on?"

"If I do better than you in the exam, I'm going to play basketball in the next month, and you will go with me, and you will cheer for me every day, so that all the girls in the school will come to watch me play."

Gu Ye laughed, "What if you don't do as well as me?"

Zhao Pengyu was full of confidence, "Then do whatever you want, I don't believe it. Studying every day is not as good as you who ask for leave every day."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Well, I will not bully you, a junior. If you are not as good as me, you can shout three times in the gymnasium: Uncle Gu Ye will rule the world forever."

Zhao Pengyu was disgusted, "Is it ashamed to lose?"

Gu Ye smirked, "It's not me who is ashamed, but you."

Zhao Pengyu rolled up his sleeves, full of confidence, "Okay, it seems that we must win this time, or else we will lose face and be thrown into outer space."

Xia Xiang looked at Zhao Pengyu sympathetically, he lost to Gu Ye every time, and had never won for several years, so why bother to make himself unhappy?

Zhao Pengyu really wanted to win back, so he stopped playing and studied hard when he got home.Gu Ye lazily lay on the sofa, logged on to his Weibo and took a look. There were already a lot of comments on his last Weibo, and the comments were particularly exciting.

Hahaha, master go to school!Facts have proved that no matter how awesome people are, they have to go to school.

Master Gu, study hard and make progress every day!

My name has already been chosen, it must be the most special, so that Master Gu can see me at a glance.

Hehehe, my name has been chosen too!hey hey hey~

Tomorrow night's live broadcast, what I am most looking forward to is seeing everyone's names.

Be obedient and wait for Master Gu's live broadcast. If you are lucky enough to get me, I will definitely post a photo album for you two. You can choose any age you want.

Gu Ye rubbed his chin, inexplicably interested in this album, he couldn't help but replied: "Then what's your name, can you tell me in advance?"

When Gu Ye asked, the fans all screamed: Master Gu, can you be more reserved?Do you know who you are with?

Don't be stupid upstairs, he must have known it before asking, can you two just announce it?No more running around in circles!

It has already been shown so bluntly, one day you two say that you are not together, I don't believe in love, hurry up and announce!

No, I have difficulty breathing, and my brain lacks oxygen. It's an official announcement, right? ! !

Gu Ye didn't answer any more questions, and was anxious for fans to scratch their heads, until the person replied excitedly, my name is: Mr. Yu's boyfriend is the most handsome in the world.

Countless people followed Gai Lou: Then I am Mr. Yu's boyfriend, the most beautiful in the world!

Then I am Mr. Yu's boyfriend, the best fortune teller in the world!

……

Gu Ye raised his forehead, and already had a premonition that the painting style in the live broadcast room tomorrow night must be very ghostly.

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Going home on Friday afternoon, Gu Ye stayed at home for half a day, and went to Yu Ze's house the next day, tidied up the house, bought some furniture, and some decorations, and sent them over.Originally, they wanted to cook and eat together at night, but unfortunately Yu Ze had a meeting in the afternoon, so he told Gu Ye in advance that he might go back later, and told him not to wait, it was fine to go home and eat, and pick him up when he finished his work.

It was too troublesome to go back and forth, and Gu Ye had to broadcast live at night, so he simply told the other party to leave him alone and go about his serious business.After tidying up the house, looking at the brand-new home, Gu Ye felt much more comfortable. The place to live should make people feel warm, and the deserted one is a hotel.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Gu Ye prepared some snacks and started the live broadcast on time.When everyone saw the background of his live broadcast, they were amazed: the environment is different from last time, does Master Gu have so many villas?

Inexplicably, I saw the atmosphere of business elites in this decoration style. I don’t know if it’s my illusion. Master Gu, where are you?

Gu Ye was speechless, they could see so many things on one background, but they could be destroyed. "Okay friends, we have agreed to do the ten hexagrams for free tonight, whoever is drawn counts, let's start."

Everyone asked: Can I ask how long the live broadcast will be tonight?

Gu Ye took a bag of pistachios and said while eating, "Go to bed after the calculation is over."

The fans wailed for a while: I have been waiting for you for a week, and I am looking forward to your arrival, so go away after you finish your calculations!Can't!At least two hours!

Gu Ye said in embarrassment: "I usually want to go to bed at nine o'clock."

Fan: No!You do not want!You don't need to sleep too much when you are alive, but you will sleep forever after death!

Gu Ye really wanted to tell them, but he might not necessarily want to go out and wander after he died.

"It's starting, I've already seen your names, I'll also watch the barrage, yes, I'll also watch it in the gift section, it's not that whoever swipes the most gifts will be drawn, and you save the money to buy snacks yourself. "

Even if Gu Ye said so, there are not many people who buy gifts, and there is no shortage of rich people anywhere.Gu Ye looked at the names that flashed by quickly, and keenly found a very good ID among this group of people. Gu Ye said with a smile: "The first lucky one, the name is: Master Gu's family is happy and healthy, and his life is in good health." together."

The live broadcast room is full of joy: It's okay!

This name is too goofy!

Gu Ye smiled and asked: "What method do you choose to count? You can send a photo to see a picture, send a palmistry, a birth date, or a word test."

The man said excitedly: I want to read palmistry!

Gu Ye smiled and clicked on the other party's ID, "I'll add you as a friend, and send me the photo."

After reading it, Gu Ye nodded, "Okay, this brother is a typical obeisance pattern. His pattern is like a jade Yaoqin. People with obeisance patterns are honest and dedicated to their families. This gentleman should have grown up since childhood. He is excellent in studies, and he is also outstanding after he gets to work, and he is often praised by his superiors. In my opinion, by the end of this year, his career will reach another level. Congratulations in advance. One last reminder," Gu Ye said jokingly: "You can marry. "

Everyone was busy taking screenshots, and everyone was stunned by the last sentence: What does it mean to be married?Not me?

Master Gu's family is happy and healthy, and his life is in harmony with the sky: How do you know that he is testing my boyfriend?It's amazing!

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Guess."

The girl threw a lot of gifts to Gu Ye in surprise: the calculation is too accurate!It was indeed my boyfriend's hand!

Everyone applauded Gu Ye in surprise, that's great!

Bravo!This can be counted!

Master Gu is indeed Master Gu, so handsome!Good cow!

It's not a good one, it's bragging, you can see so many tricks by looking at the palmistry, it can't be his trust, right?

Master Gu's family is happy and healthy, and his life is in harmony with the sky: I swear it is definitely not a trust!

Regardless of doubts, Gu Ye saw another name, "Next, the name is President Yu's boyfriend, the most handsome man in the world, who agreed to make an album."

Fuck!Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! !

It's official, satisfied!Master Gu wants it himself!

Depressed, depressive, depressive, depressive!God damn it!Please send it out when it is done!

Master Gu, are you so narcissistic!You are so straightforward, does Mr. Yu know?

Don't talk too much, be careful of being slapped in the face, I don't know what's wrong with the Internet now, as long as they are not ugly, they all want to sell rotten circle fans, they are all used by rotten women, and rotten women destroy the network environment.

Upstairs know a fart!Got it right for you?Have you eaten your rice?Does the enclosure prevent you from digging into the ground?

Gu Ye suddenly noticed that the fighting power of his fans seemed to be very powerful, and they all scolded people in the same way.He took a sip of water, "Let's continue with fortune-telling, friend, which algorithm do you choose."

Mr. Yu's boyfriend is the most handsome in the world: I look at the face.

Gu Ye: "A photo without makeup."

After Gu Ye added the other party's friend, the other party sent him a photo of himself, Gu Ye was amused, "Why did you send my photo?"

Mr. Yu's boyfriend is the most handsome in the world: I want to count your marriage for you!

Gu Ye smiled and said: "That's impossible, fortune tellers don't count themselves, they can only count others, and I'll give you another chance."

The other party immediately sent Yu Ze's photo to him, and it was Yu Ze's.

Gu Ye reminded him: "This is the last chance, and I can't change it. I have counted Yu Ze's appearance before, safe and rich, emperor's fate, smooth relationship, long life together, no children in life, only love one person in his life .”

Everyone in the live broadcast room felt like they had been beaten to death, and asked him: Do I only love you in my life?

Gu Ye took a sip of water and said with a smile: "No answer to the interview, next one."

Fans will almost cry, let's make it public!Please!What's the difference between that and making it public?We just want to hear from you!

Gu Ye pretended not to see, "The next one is to send Gu Ye's black fans to Xinjiang to kneel and count grapes." Gu Ye was so happy after reading, these people are so talented!

Send Gu Ye's black fans to Xinjiang to count grapes on their knees: I asked about feelings, tested a knot, and tied the same knot forever.

Gu Ye nodded, and said slowly: "There are threads on the left, and the intricate threads are entangled. The girl's emotional journey is not very smooth. But fortunately, there is luck on the right, and the ending should be good. The conclusion is also a conclusion, which proves that the previous Love is gone, and the latter hasn't appeared yet, girl, don't worry, it's your good marriage, you can't miss it."

Fangzheng thanked Gu Ye excitedly: Great!I am desperate for the future, Master Gu gave me hope!

The live broadcast room was busy. At this time, someone swiped the card at the door. Gu Ye tilted his head curiously and looked over. Yu Ze pushed the door and came in. Seeing Gu Ye sitting cross-legged on the sofa, hugging the computer and broadcasting live, he said with a smile: "Baby, I'm back."

Gu Ye reflexively clicked on the small airplane in the lower right corner of the computer, and switched the computer to flight mode, "Don't you have a business meeting?"

Yu Ze took off his coat and hung it on the hanger at the door, "I'll be back early when you're at home."

Gu Ye pursed his lips, "Have you eaten yet?"

"I ate, what about you?"

"I ordered takeaway, then, don't talk."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, a little puzzled.

Gu Ye said helplessly: "I'm broadcasting live, wait for me to finish calculating these ten hexagrams."

Yu Ze gave a "tsk", didn't answer, and went to the bar to pour water by himself.

Gu Ye resumed the network, and said solemnly: "Sorry, the network card was down just now."

The live broadcast room almost overturned the sky: it's too late to get stuck!I heard a particularly magnetic sound! !

But pull it down, tell me who it is!The voice is so familiar!

Bao, I'm back, hehe~

Stop making trouble, maybe it's his brother!

Your brother called you Bao?

Don't be disgusting, okay?I just watch fortune telling, man with man, bye.

You don't like you leaving, what's bothering you?You are a lot less.

Actually, I'm a fan of Gu Ye's boyfriend.

Those who disassemble cp eat shit!

Those who disassemble cp eat shit! +1

Those who disassemble cp eat shit! +2

……

Gu Ye calmly said: "Let's keep counting, the next one is, if you see my ID, it means you will lose your star." After Gu Ye finished speaking, he joked, "Playing games with you makes me tremble all the time."

The other party brushed up a row of gifts for Gu Ye, the names were very cheerful, and the words were quite steady, probably they didn't pick them up by themselves: I'm also simple, ask for the word test, I'll test the recent career.Just a word of loyalty, loyal loyalty.

"Loyalty can be disassembled. The top is the middle and the bottom is the heart. If you want to start a business, you should first determine the central backbone. The Chinese character uses a method of adding a head, and adding a mouth is a problem. You should already have a candidate in your heart, right?" I’m hesitating, how about another one?”

The man brushed out a lot of gifts for Gu Ye, and said in amazement: You actually counted my situation, just this one word, you can count so many, it's amazing.

Some people praised Gu Ye for his accurate calculations, while others said Gu Ye: With just one word, you replaced the person who was already determined. Why are you so shameless?So unfair to that person!

Gu Ye said lightly: "I just calculated it from this word. Whether others want to listen to it or how to operate it has nothing to do with me. I am only responsible for the person who asks me to test the word. Beep beep, I will send you to Xinjiang to count on your knees." Grape."

The fans were overjoyed, and someone advised Gu Ye: Master Gu, don't read these comments, just look at me, I just want to know who that person was.

right!Please let him show up!

The topic just changed back, and then turned back again, Gu Ye said helplessly: "Aren't we a fortune-telling live broadcast?"

Fan: Isn't the most important thing about your relationship?

At this time, Yu Ze walked over with a glass of water, Gu Ye looked up helplessly at the other party, he didn't want to "get stuck" on the Internet again.

Yu Ze glanced at him resentfully, did not show his face, just put the water in front of him, turned around and sat opposite him, took out the computer, and reviewed the report.

Even so, the people in the live broadcast room are still crazy, they already know who he is: even if only one hand is shown, I still know it's Yu Ze!

Couple watch, Gu Ye, look at your wrist!Yu Ze's watch is custom-made, the only one in the world!

No wonder Gu Ye's watch looked familiar and he never recognized it!

You all live together, why not make it public?

Oh my god, the cp I knocked on turned out to be real, let me take it easy, I'm really hypoxic.

……

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze helplessly, so he didn't need to show his face at all. Everyone could guess who he was from this detail, and it was very doubtful that Yu Ze did it on purpose.Gu Ye picked up the water glass and coughed pretending to be calm, "Okay, next one."

The topic changed so bluntly that everyone stopped talking and were looking for Yu Ze's figure. Gu Ye finished eating half a bag of pistachios, so the fans stopped shouting.Because no matter what they yelled, Gu Ye just ate snacks there, didn't make a sound at all, didn't speak, and aggressive methods were useless.Seeing that everyone stopped shouting, Gu Ye said calmly: "Next."

……

Gu Ye and Yu Ze have already lived together, and in Gu Ye's live broadcast room, I saw that Yu Ze's news was sent to Gu Ye's Weibo, and many people came from Gu Ye's Weibo, and the number of people in the live broadcast room was very fast Reached more than 1000 million people.This traffic is rare on the entire platform.

Gu Ye's identity is also quite special, he is not a real star, but his traffic is comparable to the first-line, he is not an Internet celebrity, but he can attract so many people in a live broadcast.After the people on the live broadcast platform found out, they also discussed whether they should offer an olive branch to Gu Ye and asked him if he would come to live broadcast regularly.As soon as this idea was proposed, it was rejected by the upper echelons.

"If he is willing to live broadcast on our platform, let's do it live. Tell him, we don't want a penny of the tipping money, but give it all to him. Thank him for increasing the traffic on our platform. He can donate it, even if we do charity. He may not be treated like this if he goes to other platforms, you can’t keep him with money, you can only use affection for this type of person.”

The people on the live broadcast platform found someone who could speak well, and after Gu Ye finished the live broadcast, he contacted Gu Ye and relayed the meaning of the upper management.Gu Ye had just received the tipping money and was happy, but when he saw the news again, his mood immediately improved.After taking a screenshot of the other party's chat history, Gu Ye posted on his Weibo, thanking the Gouya platform for the treatment, and donated all the rewards he got today to charity, as evidenced by the screenshot.

Gu Ye's operation made everyone stunned.He was still talking lively about his love life, but Gu Ye donated the money in the blink of an eye, and also promoted the Gouya platform by the way.Those who said that Gu Ye was a showman before were embarrassed to say anything more. After all, not everyone can make so much money.The number of downloads of the Gouya APP increased by several million in two hours, but I didn't expect to owe Gu Ye a favor in the end.

Gu Ye lay on the bed and read the comments for a while, and all he saw were positive comments, the corners of Gu Ye's mouth curled up.Now the quality of people on the Internet is getting higher and higher. Even if Yu Ze shows up, everyone's focus will shift from his private life to his good deeds.If it goes on like this, it is not unacceptable for the world to pave the way for their relationship.In short, scolding him, he doesn't care.Scold Yu Ze, no.

Satisfied, Gu Ye was about to quit, when he saw a comment that was incompatible with these messages: If there really are gods or ghosts, can they let the high-ranking ones take a look at the people living in hell.

This comment has been brushing.

The person who left the message didn't mention anything else, and kept reading this comment.

Gu Ye immediately felt that something was wrong. This simple sentence didn't sound like a middle school boy moaning without illness. No matter how you looked at it, he was full of despair.

He clicked on this netizen and found that it was a new account, and he didn't even take the name.While the comments were still being read, Gu Ye poked at the other party uneasy: Do you need help?

At this time, the other party's profile picture was refreshed, and a thin woman's face appeared, with eyes like an abyss.

When Gu Ye saw her face, his expression suddenly became solemn.

The other party sent him the following sentence: Master Gu, if you can really understand ghosts and gods, please tell the King of Hades, I will be a cow and a horse for ten lives, and my whole family will die in exchange!

Gu Ye choked for breath, and asked seriously: Is this profile picture your own?

The other party didn't reply for a long time. Gu Ye asked three times in a row, and the other party replied with one word: yes.

Gu Ye sat up and quickly replied: Don't do anything stupid, give me the address, and I'll save you!

Thousands of miles away in a mountainous area, in a small semi-old bungalow, a woman in her early thirties looked at this sentence in despair, with no expression on her face, her eyes were dull, and she quit Weibo.Family members are unreliable, let alone strangers.

At this time, a middle-aged man kicked open the door. He was not tall, with dark skin and small eyes. He stared at the woman sitting on the bed with hatred, and walked over quickly.When the woman saw him, her dull eyes finally regained some expression. She trembled with fear, and subconsciously hid her phone.The man saw her move, walked over with a cold face, grabbed the woman's hair, ignored the woman's struggle, dragged her off the bed, and kicked her on the ground.

"You bastard! I let you go out to work for two days, you're crazy, right! I paid 1000 yuan to my family this month! I spent 500 yuan to buy a mobile phone! Hand it over to me!"

It was only then that I realized that the man's left hand was somewhat disabled, much smaller than his right hand. Even when beating someone, his left hand was always in his sleeve.

The woman screamed and said tremblingly, "I bought a mobile phone to facilitate job hunting."

"The convenience of a grass-mud horse!" He stepped on the woman's head, threw the pillows and quilts on the bed with his right hand to the ground, found the mobile phone worth only 500 yuan, and kicked the woman several times, smashing the woman's mouth. Blood came out from the kick, and he was still angry, so he kicked the woman's back several times.At first, the woman screamed twice, but then she just looked at him coldly without saying a word.

Her reaction angered the man instead. The man grabbed her hair, dragged her up from the ground, slammed her against the wall again, pressed her head against the wall, and scolded ferociously: " Your brother killed my sister! Your family is a beast! How dare you look at me like this, do you look down on me? You have looked down on me since you married me! You think I am a crippled cripple, right? ? You think I'm not good enough for you, don't you? It's amazing to have been to school! It's amazing to know how to read? You're a bitch who can't even lay eggs!"

The sound of beating and scolding was too loud, and the yard was not big. After being woken up, the old man came to the house and took a look. Seeing the woman's face covered with blood, he closed the door indifferently for them, saying nothing. Did not say, left.

The woman took a deep breath in despair, her eyes suddenly filled with resentment.


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