I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 130 One fart, one team was cheated

Xie Cheng was at a loss for Gu Ye's nonsensical words, "What do these words mean?"

Gu Ye smiled, "I'll tell you when I go out, and I'll reveal it as soon as I say it."

Xie Cheng has no choice but to suppress our doubts in our hearts.At this time, the nurse was leaving too. When the incident broke out, she and her boyfriend also broke up. She was shocked and scared, and she was in a bad mood. When she got to the door, she saw Gu Ye and Xie Cheng, and gave them both a hard look. "Talk!"

Gu Yexin said ouch, the old lady would die without me, and you would have to live with someone else, so how could it be his fault?I didn't want to talk to her at first, but Gu Ye couldn't help it now, "Auntie, you have no professional ethics at all. You are really not suitable for this job. If you don't resign, you will be out of luck."

Even though Gu Ye was wearing a mask, he could still tell that he was in his 20s, not a few years older than him. When he was called auntie, the nurse was so angry that he fought back sharply, "You are unlucky, your whole family is unlucky."

"Oh, so rude?" Xie Cheng took out his mobile phone, "Call the police."

The nurse was wronged and was too frightened to speak out. She gouged them out and left angrily.

Xie Cheng curled his lips, "Whoever marries this kind of girl will be unlucky."

Gu Ye said with disgust: "That's why I said that some medical staff are angels, and some are gods, shit."

"Pfft!" The two started to smirk, Xie Cheng made a gesture, and was kicked by Gu Ye, it was so disgusting!

Doctor Qin over there was so angry that he chased to the door and shouted, "Don't go, follow me to the dean in a while!"

"I'm off work, and my uncle is also off work. I want to look for it tomorrow." The nurse didn't turn her head. She said this without any fear.

Doctor Qin stood at the door, holding the door angrily, wishing he could crush the door panel, but he still couldn't say anything. He turned around and put the old lady's medical clothes in the pocket of the coat, and he told the fat nurse, "Give me the medicine again." She infusion, I will make another order, use it once tonight, and change to other medicine tomorrow, don’t remember wrongly.”

Xiao Panghu took out a notebook and made a memo, "Don't worry, I remember everything."

Gu Ye whispered: "This doctor went to the dean, but he couldn't get the result he wanted."

Xie Cheng said sympathetically: "It's like this in every profession. The most difficult thing to deal with is the relationship household. This doctor might lose his job if he fails."

Seeing Doctor Qin looking over, Gu Ye shook his head and said nothing.As a nurse, many people practice from the bottom. The assessment of large hospitals and private hospitals may be more formal. In some small local hospitals, those who can stay either perform well or are related households, and many families have money. , Pay 20 to [-] to stay.Some paid the money, bought the job, and it’s not bad to work hard. It’s all for living, and parents are also worried.What I'm afraid of is this kind of domineering people who rely on family connections and don't treat patients as human beings without giving red envelopes.I was uncomfortable when I was sick, and I had to be angry.

Dr. Qin suppressed his anger, came over to check on Shao Yinfan's situation, and said slowly: "It's nothing serious, don't worry."

Shao Yinfan's parents relaxed a lot. Seeing this, Gu Ye looked at Xie Cheng, "Pay the bill, let's go."

Xie Cheng understood and said what he meant. Auntie was embarrassed and hurriedly transferred the money. At this time, Gu Ye saw Shao Yinfan's yin energy and pulled it out, so that half a year later, Shao Yinfan would be like a normal person.Otherwise, he would not be able to take care of his weak body for three to five years, and he would often see ghosts and be unlucky.

As soon as the yin energy was taken out, there was a big mass of thick black, Xie Cheng grinned, "It's such a heavy yin energy, it's a talent for normal people to make themselves like this."

At this time, Shao Yinfan slowly opened his eyes. After the yin energy disappeared, the feeling of heaviness all over his body disappeared, the big stone on his chest disappeared, and his breathing became much easier.Feeling that the top of his head was being pinned, he raised his eyes, saw Gu Ye, his face suddenly became ugly, sat up by himself, and said angrily: "You two murderers! Get out! I don't want to see you!"

Shao Yinfan's parents were taken aback by his impatience, and they quickly stopped them, "Don't talk nonsense, the two masters saved you, you have to know the good and the bad."

"You killed her, you are all murderers! Get out!" Shao Yinfan blushed with hatred, and said angrily: "They killed Xiaohui, if it wasn't for them, Xiaohui wouldn't have left!"

Gu Ye sneered, and pushed back the Yin Qi he had just taken out to the other party. He is not a fool looking for scolding, so just lie down if he doesn't speak human words.

Xie Cheng also had a cold face, "I'm sorry, the task I took was to drive away the ghost, but I didn't say to get rid of his ghost, give us the balance, and we're leaving."

Shao Yinfan's mother was at a loss and grabbed the two of them, begging: "He is not sensible, he is talking nonsense, you two don't care about him, we will give you more money."

Xie Cheng pulled away his aunt's hand, and said flatly: "Auntie, we brothers don't want to earn your money anymore."

Gu Ye said indifferently: "Save it to buy medicine for your son, we don't want any more."

Shao Yinfan's mother saw that the two of them were really angry, and hurriedly pulled his son, "Apologize to the master, I beg you, why are you so ignorant!"

Shao Yinfan's neck was stiff, his whole body was heavy, and he had no strength. He said weakly: "They killed Xiaohui, and I have to apologize to them. Then I should really take medicine."

Gu Ye looked at Shao Yinfan coldly, and only said one sentence to him: "Xiaohui must be blind to see you."

Xie Cheng pulled Gu Ye, turned his head and left, "We don't need him to beg, he can ask whoever he wants to help, love will never die."

"Master Gu!"

"Master Xie!"

The two old men chased for a long distance, but Gu Ye and Xie Cheng didn't turn back. After the two went out, Gu Ye looked at Cheng Cheng and said seriously: "I said buddy, you are really poisonous, and you will receive a thankless job." .Look at what happened today, what happened?"

Xie Cheng felt tired, "When you say that, I also feel that I am poisonous."

Gu Ye seriously brainwashed him, "You are poisonous, don't think so, you are very poisonous!"

Xie admitted, "Okay, I'm poisonous, I'm sorry. Damn, it's not good!" Xie Cheng took out his mobile phone and told the people in the group: "Just the list about the son falling in love with the ghost protagonist two days ago, It's over today. If Auntie finds someone to take out her son's Yin Qi again, no one will care. This grandson caused the trouble himself, and he scolded us in turn, damn it!"

Everyone in the group was dissatisfied: "Didn't beat him? Slap him!"

"Who is the last name? Just blacklist the girl."

"Is it so awesome? You scolded Gu Ye too?"

"I don't think he even knows who Gu Ye is. Now Gu Ye has to wear a mask when he goes out, for fear of being recognized."

"Hahahaha, how pitiful, did you get scared by that ghost grandma last time? Don't be afraid, Qunhua, brothers will protect you!"

The topics in the group became more and more crooked, Xie Cheng looked at Gu Ye's face, and hurriedly said: "Stop making trouble, Gu Ye is also very good, and patted back the Yin Qi that was just taken out."

Everyone in the group was laughing, joking: It's indeed Gu Ye's family, so ruthless!

Gu Ye sneered, and sent a password red envelope in the group: Dad Gu Ye, I was wrong orz

After three seconds of hesitation in the group: Grab the red envelope!

The chat screen suddenly became harmonious, "Gu Ye's father, I was wrong orz", Gu Ye hummed: "My dear boy, get up!"

On the other side of the hospital, Shao Yinfan's mother said to her son angrily: "You are confused. You can't offend these masters if you offend anyone. If they do something to you behind your back, you won't be able to guard against it."

Shao Yinfan was actually a little scared, and said sternly, "It's up to them, do whatever they like."

His mother sighed, "It's just such a child, he's so used to it."

Shao Yinfan's father suggested: "Why don't you give someone more money for their hard work and treat it as an apology."

His mother thought about it, and she was right, and hurriedly gave another 2 yuan. Unexpectedly, within a few seconds of sending it, Xie Cheng returned it. His mother said helplessly, "I won't accept it."

"It seems that I really don't care about this little money. I heard that many masters have eccentric personalities. Sigh, this offended people, what should I do?"

"The family is really not short of money. It is said that they fly a plane when they go out."

Shao Yinfan's parents were very worried, Shao Yinfan wanted to refute a few words, but his body became more and more tired, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and he fell asleep drowsily.

Xie Cheng put his mobile phone in his pocket, and said in a heartbroken voice: "People are poor and have a lot of ambition. Twenty thousand is enough to buy several beef legs. If there are too many, I don't want it."

Gu Ye raised his hand to signal, "I'm not poor, I'm really not rare."

Xie Cheng said disgustedly: "I see, you don't need to remind me, I'm poor, I'm so poor that I'm jealous when I see 2000 yuan, let alone [-] yuan! Forget it, don't mention it. By the way, the sentence you said What do you mean? What is the king silversmith?"

Gu Ye smiled, "Have you heard of a local opera, "The Story of the Wall"?"

"Have not heard."

""The Story of the Wall" is about an old man who finally brought up two sons, but the two sons are not filial. When the two take care of their father, they take turns. You raise half a month, I raise half a month, sometimes 31 days a month , the one who raised him for one more day still felt aggrieved, because of this, the two brothers often quarreled.

One day, the boss sent the old father to the door of the second child, but the second child did not open the door, and the boss did not want to take his father back. The couple thought of a way, stuck the father on the courtyard wall of the second child's house, and patted their buttocks gone.

The miserable situation of the old man was seen by his good friend Wang Yinjiang, and the friend gave an idea, falsely claiming that the old man had hidden treasures.Now the eldest and second child are scrambling to adopt their father, and are filial to him in every possible way, until he dies, the two brothers have to follow the old man's words, asking where the treasure's family property is hidden?

When the old man was dying, he said a word with infinite emotion: When I see that wall, I think of Wang Yinjiang.

When I saw that family, I suddenly thought of "Story on the Wall". This old lady is mean and talkative, and she must not be pleasing.The old man may know what his wife is like, and he also knows what his son is like. He is afraid that his wife will have no one to support him, and he lied before he died. Their family will not have that kind of wealth. How can they have any treasures? "

Xie Cheng was speechless after hearing this, and was still powerless to complain. The whole family ended up relying on lies to make ends meet. The old lady was sad, and so was his son.

"By the way," Xie Cheng suddenly remembered, "Do you want to go to the old lady who taught Xiaohui how to make a face? Do you have time to go to the ghost market?"

"I have to go. Although the ghost market was scary before, it was also orderly. Now it's taking people's skins. This kind of method of encouraging crimes has been established." Gu Ye smiled and said: "I really want to see which third grandson is so courageous. "

Xie Cheng looked at Gu Ye like this, as if he was going to fight with someone. A place like a ghost market doesn't sound like normal people can go. He said seriously: "It's not safe for us to go, call someone at night. Let's go together."

Every cell in Gu Ye's body was rejecting, "I don't want to take them."

Xie Cheng said carelessly: "Let's go together, it's safe and lively, that's the decision."

The two of them walked towards the entrance of the opposite subway station while talking, and when they were almost there, they heard "Ouch". They turned their heads and saw that the nurse came out of the hospital beautifully dressed, just in time for the greening on the side of the road. I don't know why I was so unlucky, I stepped on the water pipe and was sprayed with water all over my body.

Immediately afterwards, an ambulance drove over, and it was also in a hurry. It suppressed the water on the side of the road and made her covered in muddy water. A person who was originally well-dressed was now a drowned chicken covered in mud. Already blinded.

"Pfft!" Xie Cheng couldn't help but smirk, "Even mud doesn't please her."

Gu Ye snorted coldly, "I just said that she has no professional ethics. If she continues to work in this industry, she will be unlucky. She can hide from the police, but she can't hide from God. The retribution will be many and long."

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After ten o'clock that night, Xie Cheng found eight people and asked Gu Ye to form a ten-member team to go to the ghost market together.

The ghost market is similar to the market in the world, it is for selling things.Generally, there is one for each city. In a larger city, the ghost market may be larger and more complete.Smaller cities are smaller in size.There are people and ghosts who trade in it. Anyway, there are ghosts, ghosts, and all kinds of messy species. This place is like a market where the underground world connects the above-ground world. Many mysterious masters will trade materials here.

Among this group of young people, the younger ones have not yet passed away. After all, there is only Gu Ye and his master. When Gu Ye was young, he wished he could train Gu Ye to be like Thanos. He was afraid that Gu Ye would be bullied after he died.Normal people, no one is willing to take their little apprentice to the ghost market.

When you enter the ghost market, you will wear a mask and use your own methods to hide your popularity. Are you ghosts?Which is the ghost?No one can tell the difference, it is possible to be assassinated inside.Several mystic masters were rather curious about the ghost market, but they also made thorough preparations, and everyone brought life-saving tools.The ghost market in the imperial capital is in a place called Laohuai Street, and the old locust tree attracts yin, and everything that is connected with the word "木" makes people feel strange.A group of people stood at the entrance of the street, looking at everything new. When they saw an old locust tree on the side of the old alley, someone exclaimed: "This old locust tree must have been hundreds of years old, so thick! , I can't even hug it!"

Xie Cheng reminded the man: "Don't mess around, I'll lose you in a while! I'd better tie a rope for you."

"Yes, tie the child with a rope."

This person is Fan Xiao who loves to get lost. Because of his good looks, the silly boy who was almost captured by the zombie princess. A group of fathers were worried. Gu Ye looked at the other party being tied to a rope and asked curiously: "This rope Where did you buy it, my brother is missing one too."

"Taobao 19 yuan nine free shipping."

“Group buying is cheaper.”

Gu Ye wrote it down, and bought it for his brother when he got back.

"Stop making trouble, be more serious, have you brought masks?" There is a slightly older master in his early thirties named Du Yue, who knows the expression of these silly brothers. , "I didn't bring it, right? I can't stop worrying about you every day. I brought ten of them, and you share one point."

Gu Ye took out one from his backpack, "I brought it."

"That's good, hide the human aura on your body." Du Yue has obviously been here before and has experience.

Gu Ye put on a grinning face, turned his head, and startled everyone, "Damn it, it feels so evil, where did you buy it?"

Gu Ye chuckled, looking at their ordinary masks with no expressions, he felt that they were all low, "I inherited my brother's inheritance, handsome or not?"

"The one from Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye couldn't dodge in time, several people jumped up and held him down and touched several masks, "I feel like I'm one step closer to being an idol."

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry, "Why do you regard him as an idol?"

"He dared to fight with others when he was seven or eight years old, started to do missions when he was ten years old, and he was able to turn the tide and save a city of people when the entire mysterious art world was powerless. Isn't he worthy of being an idol?"

Gu Ye was stunned, and said helplessly: "Don't imitate him, live well."

After Gu Ye finished speaking, without waiting for them to say anything, he went straight to the old locust tree, touched the locust tree with his hand, and planned to open the ghost gate.After finding it, he turned around and asked them: "Do you want to add some inhuman aura to yourself? It's ghost, evil, resentment or something. I heard that the human beings in it are the most vulnerable and the most vulnerable."

Everyone thought it made sense, and used their own methods to add some non-human aura to themselves, and then dressed Fan Xiao, who was being led, as a ghost servant.

Gu Ye said with a smile: "Then I'll take care of myself and stay away from me."

Everyone took two steps back subconsciously, and saw Gu Ye patted his bag, and said with a smile: "Brother Ghost General, attach your evil spirit and ghost spirit to me, Lingling, Dad wants your resentment."

As soon as Gu Ye's voice fell, the murderous ghost and evil spirit engulfed Gu Ye's whole body in an instant. Because the murderous aura was too strong, the top of his head turned black and red. .Then, the billowing resentment slowly melted into these breaths, and Gu Ye's grinning grimace turned around, which shocked everyone.

Xie Cheng couldn't help but want to beat him up, "Gu Ye, you are too much, you look like a ghost king in this world! Do you want to scare everyone in the ghost city to death? Can we keep a low profile?"

Gu Ye said willfully: "I don't, I'm a person who flies a plane when I go out, so I'm going to go like this."

Gu Ye flicked the sleeve of his coat, opened the door of hell, and walked in front swaggeringly.The others had no choice but to follow Gu Ye in. Today, they understood how Gu Ye got his headstrong reputation. No one can stop this bastard from being headstrong.

As soon as you enter the gate of ghosts, it is a different scene. The street becomes a wide square, surrounded by countless shops. In the square, countless humanoid figures wearing masks and whose species cannot be distinguished set up stalls there, selling what all have.Those who sell clothes, those who sell livestock, those who sell vehicles, and those who sell ghost servants.The people inside were tall, short, fat, and thin, and some had broken limbs and arms, and the aura on their bodies was also mixed. They had all kinds of auras, which were a little scary.

When the group saw Gu Ye walking at the front of the line, they were all trembling with fright. Several little ghosts knelt down for him. A group of little ghosts with weak aura swaggered through the market, and one kid was even made into a ghost servant and led away.Could this be the age when we were born in a feudal superstitious society?

The people in the ghost market looked at Gu Ye even more frightened: This is not only a big ghost, but also an old ghost with a lot of background!

Gu Ye came to a stall selling human heads and asked, "What can you make with this head?"

The old ghost was trembling with fear, so he quickly replied: "If you ask me, it can be made into a work of art and placed at home. There are heads of men, women, old and children. You can make whatever you want. You can also make an ashtray. Make trash cans, depending on your requirements."

Gu Ye calculated, if he buys one for his father, what is the chance of being beaten.Gu Sanshao silently gave up and threw a few Ming coins to the old ghost. Gu Ye asked: "I'll ask you, where is there a seller of human skin lanterns?"

When the old ghost saw the money, his eyes lit up, but he didn't dare to reach out to take it. He hurriedly said: "There are several people selling human skin lanterns, which one are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for an old lady."

"Go there, she has a front door, and there is a red lantern hanging at the door, you can see it when you go there."

"Okay, I see, let's do business."

"Thank you!" The old ghost hurriedly picked up the money, and bowed several times to Gu Ye in gratitude.Gu Ye walked forward swaggeringly, Xie Cheng and the others followed behind, like escorts.

The people in the team wondered, "Is this really the first time for Gu Ye to come here? I see that he is very familiar with this place, just like visiting a vegetable market."

"Hush!" Du Yue reminded: "This square is not very dangerous, those who have shops are old guys, don't be distracted, follow Gu Ye closely."

Seeing Gu Ye, the species on the street avoided him from a distance, and were too frightened by his breath to approach him.

Following the road indicated by the old ghost selling human heads, Gu Ye came to the shop with red lanterns, and saw an old lady in black, with white flowers on her hair, her face was pale, and she was sitting at the door with no expression on her face. , holding a piece of human skin in his arms, sewing something.Seeing Gu Ye stop, she rolled her eyes, stood up slowly, and said politely, "What do you want to buy?"

Gu Ye said coldly: "I heard that the human skin lanterns you make here are the best. Give me twenty."

Xie Cheng was behind Gu Ye, he just wanted to beat him, why did you buy so many of these things?Which dad is it for you?

There was a smile on the old lady's face, "Please come in and have a look, old lady. There are dozens of styles here, which one do you want?"

Gu Ye entered the door, sized it up in the store, and asked, "Is it really made of human skin?"

"It's absolutely fidelity, you can touch it, the elasticity is a hundred times better than other stores. It's made of girl's skin, the skin is like cream, you can feel it."

Gu Ye didn't raise his hand, and asked with a smile: "Old lady, don't you remember me?"

The old lady tentatively said: "Oh, forgive me for my poor eyesight, I didn't recognize it, have you been here before?"

Gu Ye said lightly: "I came here 30 years ago."

"Oh, my memory is getting worse and worse. I really didn't recognize it. I'm sorry."

Gu Ye sneered, "I bought you 99 human skin lanterns at the time, but you didn't deliver the goods when the time came, so you forgot?"

"Oh... Oh! I just remembered, I'm really sorry!" The old lady suddenly realized, and quickly apologized, "You look more majestic now, old lady, I am really blind, I'm sorry, today For your twenty lamps, I will give you a [-]% discount, which is considered an apology."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, already sure that he read correctly.He said calmly: "Well, I heard that you told other ghosts that the higher authorities will investigate you for this way of making faces with human skin."

The old lady really couldn't see what Gu Ye was doing. As for what Gu Ye said 30 years ago, she didn't know. She was taken aback by Gu Ye, and she hurriedly said: "Don't listen to those people. According to hearsay, I am an old woman, how can I have such courage?"

Gu Ye nodded, "I'm sorry you don't dare." Gu Ye looked at the other person's face and smiled slightly, "Close the door."

Everyone who came with Gu Ye knew that Gu Ye was talking nonsense just now. Thirty years ago, Gu Ye's elder brother was not even born yet. Where did Gu Ye come from?

As soon as they heard that the door was closed, they immediately closed the door. Two people on the left and one right leaned on the door panel, closing it tightly.Gu Ye grabbed the old lady's neck immediately, and the blood pressure on her body passed away, scaring her so much that she had no ability to resist at all.Gu Ye looked at her face, finally saw the mystery, and tore off the human skin from her face.

Everyone's eyes widened in surprise, and they saw that the old lady had turned into a man in his 50s!

Gu Ye was holding a piece of human skin in his hand, and this face was also fake!

Gu Ye hung the human skin on his finger, twirled it round and round, and said proudly: "Speak! Where is the original boss? Where did you get it?"

The male boss was exposed, and said in fear: "She quit the job more than 20 years ago, reincarnated and sold the shop to me."

Gu Ye asked again: "Where do your human skins come from?"

"bought."

"Where did you buy it?" Gu Ye pinched the other party's neck, speaking slowly, but with a strong murderous intent, "If you don't say anything, I will crush you to death."

The evil spirit on Gu Ye's body was too scary, the boss said in fear: "I took it, but someone sold it, so I bought it."

"Fart! You're the one taking it, let them cut the skin! Xiao Chengzi, cut him open and hang him up!"

Xie Cheng: "...Yes!"

The boss was frightened immediately, "Forgive me! I dare not, I really dare not! I just want to make some money!"

Xie Cheng pressed the other party, and said angrily: "You are instigating ghosts to commit crimes, do you know that? They have all been circumcised. Are there any good-looking girls in the world? What about the ones who don't have a date?"

"Yeah, there is no one, who do you want to kill! Kill him!"

"The point! The point is to induce crime!"

"You are not guilty of earning this money? Beat him to death! Let his soul fly away!"

The boss was so frightened that he quickly knelt down, "My lords, please forgive me, the little one just died 50 years ago, and it was so hard to ask someone to buy this shop, and I'm using the name of the former boss to fool around, everyone, please let the little one go Go ahead. Small promise, I will give you filial money every month! Please spare me!"

Just when the boss was begging for mercy, he heard a "吥" at the door.

Fan Xiao farted, smelling like a person.

Ghost Boss froze in place, then stood up with livid face and red eyes: "You guys are human?!"