I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 141 Gu Ye: The Walking God of Death

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze's face and coaxed: "His stockade has been around for more than 200 years. Someone burned it for him, and even burned his precious bugs to death. He is going crazy with anger. Let me go and summon the souls of his bugs." , I’ll go and have a look, and I’ll be back in a few days.”

Thinking of bugs, Yu Ze frowned in disgust, his expression distorted.

Gu Ye has never seen such a disgusted expression on Yu Ze's handsome face.Gu Ye was amused, no matter what he did, Yu Ze never disliked him, which made him almost forget that Yu Ze has a cleanliness habit.When I first came here, the house was bare, and the clean sun shone in and I couldn't see the floating dust.It turns out that Yu Ze's obsession with cleanliness is not cured, it's just that he doesn't dislike him.

Gu Ye held Yu Ze's face, smiled and pinched it, "Honey, aren't bugs particularly scary?"

Yu Ze said with disgust: "It's too dirty."

Gu Ye nodded, and said solemnly: "I also think it's too dirty, so I have nothing to do with the dog. If it happened a long time ago, how can we wait until now? We both look at each other and hate each other. We have been together since we were young. Enemy, the kind that will quarrel when we meet. But we grew up together, not so much as friends, but more like family members. His master loved me when he was alive. Can I ignore him if he has something to do? "

Yu Ze still had a cold face and didn't intend to let him go.

Gu Ye said flatteringly: "I will accompany you well when I am done with work, and school will start soon. If I get good grades, I will definitely go to your company for an internship in the second half of the year. You can see me every day." Gu Ye took the initiative to kiss Yu Ze, Patiently coaxing, seeing that Yu Ze was still unmoved, Gu Ye pursed his lips, pressed the other's shoulder, and directly knocked him down, "Boss, do you think I can like the dog's temper like a dog's? "

Yu Ze looked at the person lying on top of him, and said in a deep voice, "You have molested him."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "You have a good memory, don't you remember all this? I was bullying him, not teasing him."

Yu Ze raised his hand, hooked a button on Gu Ye's chest, and pulled him closer, looking deeply at the face close at hand, "Who else did you molested before I didn't know? "

Gu Ye thought for a while, raised his hand and swore, "It's gone."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, and asked dissatisfied: "Only molested Ge Qiaojun?"

Gu Ye realized that Yu Ze's jealousy was even worse, he quickly shook his head, and explained: "No, he's not the special one, so I don't look at him."

Yu Ze's face became even colder, "Have you ever molested others?"

Gu Ye is heartbroken, he is just a dog, what's wrong!Seeing a good-looking person, he only teased a few words with an attitude of appreciation, but he didn't do anything!He is also innocent!

"you……"

Seeing that Yu Ze still wanted to ask, Gu Ye lowered his head and kissed him, and blocked the other's mouth. After a long kiss, Gu Ye asked dissatisfiedly: "Do you dare to believe me? Are you still asking?"

Yu Ze licked the corner of his mouth, his eyes became darker and darker, "Ask."

Gu Ye immediately kissed him again, and gagged until he stopped asking.

As a result of such ignition, although the purpose of gagging was achieved, Gu Ye also suffered from back pain and exhaustion.Gu Ye deeply felt how difficult his family Yu Ze was to coax, he would not eat anything soft or hard, and he would not be moved no matter how coaxed.Gu Ye secretly swore that he would never make Yu Ze angry in the future.This also made Gu Ye understand one thing. With Yu Ze's disposition, he can usually listen to him and rely on him in everything, and he is absolutely happy to spoil him.No wonder others are so afraid of Yu Ze, he has another side, but he doesn't show it in front of himself.

Suddenly my heart was a little sweet, like a spoonful of honey, slowly rubbing it away, Gu Ye's brows and eyes gradually softened, seeing the message from Yu Ze, with a smile in his eyes, but he replied with incomparable disgust: "Dad, I know, I will send you a message when the baby arrives, you can’t lose it, don’t worry.”

Gu Ye was also helpless, did he really think he didn't know that the other party sent someone to protect him?Knowing that he is safe, I have to instruct him many times, I really treat him like a baby.

Xie Cheng fell asleep in the car all the way, and at this moment he was still in a daze. Hearing Gu Ye's words, he opened one eye and asked him, "Are you boarding the plane?"

Gu Ye turned cold, grabbed Xie Cheng's collar roughly, and dragged him away, "Board the plane!"

She is a completely different person from when she was facing Yu Ze!

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The Miao village is not as mysterious as it is said in the legends. The village where Ge Qiaojun lives is not big, only a few dozen families, and it is located at the foot of a mountain.Now many Miao people have been assimilated by the Han people and intermarried with the Han people. Only a few still keep their own traditions, wear Miao costumes, live in villages, live a life isolated from the world, rely on the mountains, be brave and courageous, rely on Hunt for a living.The Miao village where Ge Qiaojun lives belongs to a relatively traditional village. Even if the locals do not reject foreigners, they do not welcome them very much.

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng came to the village entrance of Xiaozhai, and found a small teahouse for rest. The proprietress in national costume was making tea.

Gu Ye asked Xie Cheng: "The tea here is very special, and you can't drink it outside, do you want to try it?"

Xie Cheng said cowardly: "I heard that everyone here will play Gu, is it safe?"

Gu Ye laughed, "This statement is like foreigners saying that we all know kung fu. Drink it, it's okay."

Gu Ye walked over, greeted the proprietress in an authentic local language, and ordered a pot of tea.

The proprietress looked at Gu Ye and asked in surprise, "Are you from the Miao nationality?"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "I lived here for a while when I was a child, and I am very familiar with this place. I came here to find Ge Qiaojun."

The proprietress brought over the tea, and when she mentioned Gian Qiaojun, she regretfully said: "You are looking for him to see a doctor, right? His house was burned, and he has gone to nowhere for the past two days. You don't have to go into the mountains."

I don't know if Ge Qiaojun is a real Miao. He is also an orphan. He was picked up and adopted by his master when he was a child. He doesn't know which ethnic group. The master gave him a Miao name and entered his ancestral home of the Miao people.Because he learned medical skills from his master, he is a famous doctor in the nearby Miao village. Everyone respects him, but he is not allowed to participate in the blind date among the Miao people, so Ge ​​Qiaojun is still single until now.Of course, with his temperament, he would not go if asked.

Gu Ye smiled and said: "It's okay, I know where he is, I lived in his house when I was young."

When the proprietress heard this, she became more enthusiastic. She heard Gu Ye said that she was going into the mountains, and before leaving, she filled their water glasses with ginger tea, reminding them that it was cold in the mountains, and they should drink some ginger tea to drive away the cold.

The two thanked the proprietress, and walked around the side of the stockade until a forked path appeared in front of the mountain.Gu Ye pointed to the left and said: "Qiaoqiao's former village is on the left. He doesn't live with these villagers because he wants to raise insects and learn medicine. He is somewhat far away from them. His village is halfway up the mountain here. Go up. If this side is burned down, Qiaoqiao must go there." Gu Ye pointed to the path on the right, "Qiaoqiao's master and master are buried here, and there is a small bamboo house."

Xie Chengyi heard that he lived on the mountain in the cold weather and still lived in a bamboo house, so he asked worriedly: "Will we be frozen to death when we go up?"

"No." Gu Ye led the way, Xie Cheng followed behind, and asked suspiciously: "How do you know so much? When did you know him?"

Gu Ye smiled, "Before I knew you."

"Your parents let you go out? I think your parents are very strict with you."

Gu Ye said disgustedly: "What are you doing asking so much? You are not a mother-in-law."

"Gu San'er, you need to be more conscientious. I don't have any money. I'm here at any time. If I ask you a question and you still mock me, let me tell you, we will break up sooner or later."

"If you break up, let's break up. You are so vicious, let's see who will team up with you."

Xie Cheng was overwhelmed, and he didn't know how he became so unlucky.Not only poor, but also not a chieftain.

Finally, I climbed halfway up the mountain, and saw a bamboo forest from a distance. This bamboo forest was different from the surrounding plants. It was obviously planted by people. Inside the bamboo, I could vaguely see a small house.Gu Ye took a deep breath, and shouted: "Dog, Dad is here! Dad is coming to see you!"

The corner of Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how the other party maintained the friendship with Gu Ye. Such a friend should be killed as soon as possible.

From afar, I saw a thin and tall man coming out of the bamboo grove, and when I got closer, I saw Gel Qiaojun's indistinguishable face, looking at Gu Ye with disgust, the same as the last time we met. She looks good, with a small braid on the back of her head, and her skin is good like a girl.

Xie Cheng finally understood the reason why the two were able to maintain their friendship. Gu Ye, a good-looking dog, must be looking at other people's good looks, so he stalked him so hard that he couldn't even drive him away.

Gu Ye shouted happily: "Dog Qiaoqiao, do you miss Dad?"

Hearing that he was so poor, Ge Qiaojun took a step back in disgust, stood at a slightly higher place, and looked down at Gu Ye. After Gu Ye understood what it meant, he said angrily: "Qiao Qiao, you are not a thing. Oh, you despise my height again!"

In fact, he is not short now, but compared to the 1.8 meters tall in his previous life, he is now a little shorter, five centimeters shorter than Gel Qiaojun. This is indeed something that no hard work can make up for the day after tomorrow.However, seeing Gel Qiaojun's expression, Gu Ye felt relieved. It seemed that the burning of the village was just his innocent disaster. "It's good that people are fine. Dad thought you offended someone with your vicious mouth, and someone wanted to kill you."

As soon as this was mentioned, Ge Qiaojun became angry, "Let me know who set it on fire, I'll kill him!" After taking the two of them into the house, Ge Qiaojun poured hot water on them cursingly, although He disliked Gu Ye, but was still worried that the two of them would be cold on the road, and asked them to drink some water to warm up first.

This hut is not as ventilated as imagined. There is a layer of partitions sandwiched between the bamboo, which not only blocks the wind but also keeps it warm.Moreover, Ge Qiaojun was similar to Gu Ye, so he couldn't wrong himself, even if he lived in a bamboo house, he installed a generator, air conditioner, and all the living facilities, making his life more comfortable than the people at the bottom of the mountain.

The two warmed up after a while, and Xie Cheng said while drinking water: "It is no small matter to burn your house, have you called the police?"

Talking to Xie Cheng, Ge Qiaojun was not as casual as when facing Gu Ye, nor did he mean to be sarcastic, he seemed a little alienated, "This is not a city, there are few people around, and there are no cameras, and it will take more than an hour for the police to come here , It’s useless to call the police, there are no clues, and we can’t find out.”

Before coming, Gu Ye told Xie Cheng that Ge Qiaojun is arrogant and arrogant. He usually doesn't see strangers, and he doesn't like to talk to strangers. He said the wrong thing, let him not care.Xie Cheng already knew who he was, and didn't care about his alienation, "Then take care of Gu Ye, use all your skills to find the murderer."

Ge Qiaojun said with a cold face: "You summon their souls, and I will make that idiot pay for his life!"

Gu Ye said in a difficult way: "I really can't call back the soul of the bug."

Ge Qiaojun said with disgust: "You trash!"

Gu Ye: "...can you explain some reason, how can you summon the soul of a bug?"

Ge Qiaojun said angrily: "I don't care, you get it out for me."

"I can not do it!"

"waste!"

"I……"

"waste!"

Gu Ye took a deep breath, "You tell me I'm leaving!"

"Hmph!" Gel Qiaojun stopped talking, snorted arrogantly, and looked at Gu Ye with disgust, his face was full of you, a waste who can't even summon the soul of insects.

Gu Ye said helplessly: "Let's fix your place first to see if there are any clues, and then build a new house for you, and ask the villagers to help. Can I build it for you? Dad has money, and Dad will help you raise it." Lots and lots of bugs."

Ge Qiaojun looked at him coldly, "I want to poison you to death."

"Don't!" Gu Ye stopped teasing him, "Let's stop making trouble, I'll go burn incense sticks for my aunt first."

The aunt Gu Ye mentioned was Ge Qiaojun's master.Gu Ye can't understand the relationship between his aunt and his master until now. When he was young, he even thought that his aunt was his teacher's wife, but later found out that it was not.The two of them seemed to have that intention, but they never broke the layer of window paper. They didn't say anything until the two old people passed away.

His master was two years older than his aunt, and after his master passed away, his aunt, who was in good health, also fell ill, and passed away after only two years.He and Qiaoqiao took care of the funeral. At that time, he was considering whether to let their graves be next to each other, but Qiaoqiaojun said that when his aunt died, she left a last word and she didn't want to be buried with his master.Gu Ye didn't understand why.It's not easy for them to inquire about the affairs of adults. In short, when Gu Ye was young, the person who gave him a little maternal love was his aunt.

My aunt was buried behind the house, with only a small grave, a simple tombstone, and no photos.Gu Ye respectfully lit the incense, then knelt down, kowtowed to his aunt, and said with a smile: "Auntie, I'm back, I came to see you, you recognized me at a glance, you should see it too Come out. Auntie, I want to eat the chicken ball soup you made, but unfortunately I can't eat it."

After a few words with her aunt, Gu Ye stood up and said with a smile: "I'm going to build a house for Qiaoqiao. When I leave, I want to ask you for a seat. I want to put you in my house."

The green smoke lingered around Gu Ye for a long time before floating into the air, like the nostalgia and reluctance of the deceased for the survivors, Gu Ye raised his hand, grabbed a handful of green smoke, looked at the empty palm, and smiled himself , Sure enough, nothing can be caught.

After offering incense to his aunt, Gu Ye called Qiao Qiaojun to reconcile Xie Cheng: "Let's go, let's go to the village to have a look."

Ge Qiaojun held the key and called out to the door: "Gu Ye! Gu Ye!"

Gu Ye agreed: "Here, are you blind?"

Ge Qiaojun gave him a disgusted look, and shouted again into the room: "Gu Ye! Gu Ye! Gu doggy!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched: "You are crazy!"

At this time, I heard a "meow", and a cat meowed from the basket next to the bed. Gu Ye walked over and saw a semi-big orange cat crawling out of the basket. Much longer than lipstick.When running, it looks like a fur ball rolling, and the legs are almost invisible.Ge Qiaojun squatted down, picked up the cat, and introduced it with a cold face, "I forgot to introduce you, this kitten's first name is Gu Ye, and its nickname is Gu Goudaner. It's male. It was castrated a week ago. No balls."

"...I'll fucking strangle you to death!"

Gu Ye couldn't take it anymore, rushed up and grabbed Ge Qiaojun's neck, pressed him against the door and beat him, "Rename! If you don't change your name, next year will be your memorial day!"

Gel Qiaojun's cat saw its owner being beaten, and raised its paw unhappily, trying to hit Gu Ye, but because its legs were too short, it couldn't reach Gu Ye's face, which was close at hand, and swung it empty.

Gu Ye, who was originally very angry, was amused by this action, "What kind of cat is this?"

Ge Qiaojun pursed his lips, wanting to laugh too, "Short-legged cat."

"Are you saying that you have a crush on me? You don't have a crush on me. Why did you name your cat like this?"

Ge Qiaojun was so disgusted, "Don't disgust me, when I came back from your place last time, I passed by a pet store, and I bought it because I saw its short legs."

After all, it's because of the short legs.

Gu Ye was very angry, "I will raise a dog when I go back, and I will name it Qiaoqiao."

Ge Qiaojun said indifferently: "You can do whatever you want."

Gu Ye thought for a while, but he really couldn't be called Qiaoqiao, because Yu Ze of his family would be jealous.

Ge Qiaojun put the cat down, rubbed its head, and locked the door.After the accident, he installed cameras around, fearing that someone would set fire to his village or steal his cat.

Xie Cheng couldn't stop laughing, "Oh my god, this cat is actually called Gu Ye! Your village is on fire, but Gu Ye is fine, so lucky!"

Ge Qiaojun said proudly: "I took it for sterilization last week, and it's not at home."

Gu Ye couldn't help but grabbed Ge Qiaojun's neck again and beat him up, "You dog! I'll go back and raise a Corgi! Call it Qiao Niuer!"

Hearing this nickname after a long absence, Ge Qiaojun changed his face and punched Gu Ye face to face.Xie Cheng silently photographed it, and kept it to threaten Gu Ye in the future, and if he bullied him again, he would pass it on to Yu Ze.

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It took more than 20 minutes to walk around to the burned village. It used to be a two-story bamboo building, but now it has become ruins.Ge Qiaojun had a cold face, he didn't say anything, his eyes were full of distress, there were too many memories and memories in it, and they disappeared all at once, he really wanted to kill the person who set the fire, he didn't follow Gu Ye was joking.

Gu Ye comforted: "Let's build it again. If the old one doesn't go and the new one doesn't come, maybe there is a definite number in the dark. Maybe my aunt thinks you are too lonely here, so she wants to burn it down and let me come back to see it." look at you."

Ge Qiao Jun said with a cold face, "It doesn't matter, my village is burned anyway, I will find him and kill him. You summon the ghosts of the nearby ghosts at night, and ask who saw it."

"No problem, as long as it's not calling for insects, we can discuss it." Gu Ye patted his chest, "Don't worry, I'll leave this matter to my brother. We will go down the mountain in a while, find some villagers to help, and clean up here. We restored it again. Brother paid for it, built it, and then built you a house for keeping bugs.”

Ge Qiaojun's complexion improved a lot, "I don't need your money, I have it myself."

It was only then that Xie Cheng could see that these two people were disgusted, but they actually regarded each other as relatives in their hearts. This was almost the same tone when Gu Ye coaxed Gu Yang.Xie Cheng was very puzzled, Gu Ye was obviously much younger than Ge Qiaojun, but Ge Qiaojun seemed to be several years younger in front of Gu Ye, with a poisonous tongue and a cold and arrogant appearance, and childish like a child in front of Gu Ye, the two of them When did you meet?

Fortunately, Gu Ye used the local language when talking to the proprietress on the side of the road, Xie Cheng couldn't understand, otherwise Xie Cheng would have doubts about his identity.

The three went down the mountain, found the villagers in the village, and asked them to help clean up the ruins.Fortunately, Ge Qiaojun has a good reputation here. He often treats the villagers for free.

About half an hour later, the remaining bamboo walls around were demolished. The villagers found a place, dug a big pit, and threw all the waste bamboo into it to let it rot naturally.Then the villagers began to clean up the things inside the house, which was also burnt out, and there was nothing usable, so Gu Ye and the others also helped.

While cleaning up, someone suddenly yelled: "My God, what is this?"

"Someone! Someone is burning here!"

The villagers were frightened and fled in all directions. The expressions of Gu Ye and Ge Qiaojun changed instantly. Gu Ye felt cold, come again? !

Xie Cheng couldn't understand what they were shouting, and asked anxiously: "What's wrong? What's wrong inside?"

Gu Ye and Ge Qiaojun walked over there, while explaining: "The villagers say there are corpses inside."

"Fuck! No way?!" Xie Cheng also scratched his head, "I'm so poisonous!"

The three of them walked over and saw that the corpse had been burnt. The men and women didn't know whether it was burnt to death while alive or dumped here after death.In short, the person who killed this person should be the murderer who set the fire.

For this reason, I can only call the police, Gu Ye said tiredly: "Qiaoqiao, did this person offend you, and you killed him to silence him?"

Ge Qiaojun said angrily: "If I want to kill him, I won't let him die here, I will let him die thousands of miles away, with no bones left."

Gu Ye slapped Ge Qiaojun, and said with a cold face: "Your thinking is too extreme!"

Ge Qiaojun snorted coldly, still angry.

After more than an hour, the police rushed to the mountain, inspected the scene, and took the body back for autopsy.Ge Qiaojun took the cat to a big city to have it neutered a few days ago, and he is not in the village. His bus ticket can be checked, so there is no suspicion.

The police are also worried. There are only dozens of families around here, and no one is missing from each of them. I think they are not from the village.Where did the murderer start?