On the Feasibility of Resigning from the Demon King's Job

Chapter 11 1st Resignation Report:

No.11 Resignation Report: The daily life of the Central Temple.

Conte is always curious about how the brain circuits of the elders of the group of elders are composed. They are twins who look the same, and they always prefer to tease him who is expressionless, rather than teasing him who is special to save face. Smile, Kong Erpang who laughs even if he is not funny.

"Lin Lai is too easy to coax and has no sense of accomplishment. It's better to be Conti baby, and don't be too seductive with that disgusting little look." This is what the elders said when they communicated in private.They had been lonely in the temple for too long, and they finally hoped for two living, real children. They were really reluctant to let go, and even the center of the conversation revolved around the twins.

"Lin Lai?" Elder Su Rui was taken aback.

"Kong Er's name." The elder Kong's parents replied.Most of the elders have basically forgotten Kong Linlai's original name, and only remember the loud and down-to-earth name Kong Erpang.

"Oh, bless the family, good name."

Ever since he got off the tree and started to be a quiet and handsome man 【Hey】, Conte has deeply understood the benefits of being hung on a tree.

At that time, the sky was blue, the clouds were white, Erpang was soft, cough, he could feel the warmth of the sun shining on his body, he could also smell the fragrance of earth and green grass in the air, and he could even hear the breeze The rustling sound when it blows through the leaves... In short, he doesn't need to face the wonderful painting style of a group of idle old men and women in the elders team screaming "so cute" together with the young girls from the guard camp.

Women are really difficult to understand creatures. From ancient times to the present, regardless of age, even if Conte has high hopes, he feels that the other party has the strongest dark elements, and there must be an Elder Su Rui with a rigorous and domineering personality.

"The dark attribute is just one of thousands of magics. It is actually no different from the light attribute, the four natural elements, or the four mutated elements. It is just a little more aggressive, but that does not mean that dark magic cannot do other things." Things happened, but people in the world blindly think it is bad just because of its destructive power. There is no absolutely bad magic in this world, only bad people who use magic. Even light magic can kill people, so be careful when using it Words of skill."

When Elder Su Rui said this, Conte still admired her very much. He felt that she was not at all different from most of the funny demons. She was so fresh and refined, it was...

"Using dark magic to manicure yourself, paint your lips, or add eyeshadow is not too convenient. It can also make you look extraordinarily evil, charming, wild, and glamorous." Although Elder Su Rui is eight hundred She is very old, but in view of the fact that the appearance of the demons basically does not change after adulthood, and the racial nature of women, it is difficult for her to let go of her pursuit of beauty.Even if she goes the punk goth route.

And in Conte's mind, the fantasy of being tall and tall, which only existed for a short time, was shattered in this way.

"Black is a classic color, and it's very thin. I'm not talking about clothes, but black shadows. After learning the dark magic well, mom doesn't have to worry about light and shadow effects anymore." Immediately, an elder beside him eagerly joined the discussion .

"Yeah, actually, the dark element is really convenient. It's like squeezing fruit. How can you use the juicer that alchemists have spent years researching? It can be done by magic, the core and skin are guaranteed to be separated, and the juice extraction effect is excellent." The girls from the Guard Camp also began to share their daily experiences.

"The shady technique can be used as a blindfold at night, which is much stronger than those blindfolds on the market to block light. If you want to create a theater effect at home, the shady technique is absolutely essential."

"+1."

"+2."

"+Citizen ID."

... Labor and management worked so hard to give you dark elements just to let you do this? !I really wish that dark magic would be regarded as an evil forbidden technique for the rest of my life! Hun Dan!

"So," the shoulder-length black and short-haired Elder Su Rui hugged Conti, gently patted and shook him, "When you grow up, when others talk about the dark elements in you, you must Remember, it is just the jealousy of others. There is nothing wrong with dark magic, on the contrary, it is a gift from God to make you stronger, and that will be your proudest capital."

Conte turned his head to the side awkwardly, so he wouldn't be easily moved by such words, he was already proud of his dark elements, okay? !He is the strongest demon king in history!It can stop children from crying at night!

【"What kind of god is that? Look at the color of his body. It's like the night sky. It's pitch black, so scary. I like the light, but I hate the night when I can't see anything."

"Black is so ugly and gloomy, it feels like the whole person can't be happy."

"Look, look, no one worships him. Also, who would worship such a horrible and unhappy god? No one likes him. I don't know why he exists, wait, I say so Will he hear it? Will he kill me if he gets upset? It's scary."

When people do any good deeds, they hope that the gods will know, but when they do bad things, they hope that the gods will not know. This is really embarrassing for the gods.

So Conte fulfilled the wish of the person who thought he would kill someone just because he heard bad things about him—to kill him, let everyone deeply understand that he can hear everything, and he is indeed a vengeful man God, if you don't want to be killed by him, just shut up for him.

"You are too extreme, Conte. The gods need the respect and love of the world, not awe. Fear will only push them further and further away." The God of Light said this to Conte when he killed someone for the first time.

"You are too arrogant." Conte replied to the God of Light, "It's just a group of insignificant weak humans. I don't need them, whether it's fear or love."

Although Conte can survive without faith, but no one worships it is really low, so he created the demon clan, which is haunted by dark elements like him, and those who belong to him will look at it from different angles races of the world.

"Why we're black and no one else is."

"You are stupid. Black is the color of Lord Conte, the most beautiful color, and it represents the love of adults for us. Others don't have it? Aren't we unique? It's great!"

"Haha, the Demon Race is indeed the strongest, we are so different!"

Conte has to admit that there is some truth in what he said in the shit-like remarks of the God of Light, and the feeling of being loved is not bad. 】After persevering efforts, Kong Erpang, who was in the arms of Elder Li on the opposite side, finally reached his chubby arm like a lotus root, touched Conte's hand, and then grinned contentedly. Apart from turning into a white light element, Kong Erpang is still very competent in other aspects, such as wishing to stick with Conte every second, more persistent than the unbeatable Xiaoqiang, even if Conte ignored him and shook his hand again and again, and he would hold it again and again with +1 persistence.

The elders of the Li family joked with Kong Erpang: "Can you have some backbone, your brothers despise you for being like this, and you still insist on recruiting others, isn't it just waiting for them to dislike playing with you even more. I will separate you."

In the end, he didn't leave one meter away, never cried, and only smiled silly, the fat white man cried for the first time, crying loudly and heart-piercingly, as if the elder Li who took him away was this The worst person in the world, and really refused to be hugged by Elder Li for the next three days, and had to sleep in a cradle with Conti at night to be at ease.

Although Conte always dislikes Erpang, he has to say that he is very satisfied with Kong Erpang's clear-cut attitude.Coupled with the fact that the other party can bring him good and evil points, he feels that he can still reluctantly allow this alien creature who can't even talk and only giggles to sleep on the same bed with him.

Compared with the carefreeness of her sons, Kong Lingxuan has to face too much pressure.

It's not from Qin Kun, the commander of the Fifth Army. Kong Lingxuan said that that idiot hasn't fought me since the military school, and he can take care of her whenever I have my hands free.What she needs to face is a more serious life problem than that - forced marriage by elders.

As an older young woman in her 200s, Kong Lingxuan's marital status really broke the hearts of Kong's parents.

"Didn't we agree not to mention this matter again?" Kong Lingxuan really wanted to kneel down to her elders, who were quicker to flip a face than a book, and lying was easier than drinking water.

"We didn't talk about it." The elders who lived in the central temple all looked at Kong Lingxuan innocently.

"Then what do you tell me every day which classmate of mine in the military academy got married, and which elder you played with has a grandson? Didn't I let you hold a grandson?! Don't snatch it from me at night if you have the ability It's time for the children to read bedtime stories!" The elders of the central temple have been working hard to turn Kong Lingxuan's twins into cute girls, and Kong Lingxuan is constantly trying to cultivate their military complex, which leads them to read to their children at night. Bedtime reading has never been normal.

"If you are capable, don't bring your children to live here!" Members of the elders group must live in the central temple. This is a rule that has been passed down since ancient times. This rule was strictly followed.Therefore, the Central Temple is basically equivalent to a senior sanatorium for veteran cadres, and not everyone can live in it.

"If it weren't for, cough, some things, do you think it's rare for me to live here?" Only the core elders of the elders group knew about Qin Kun, and Kong Lingxuan naturally couldn't say it directly.

"Then you don't have to live here, the child stays."

"Is it cheaper for you?"

"Ha ha."

"Ha ha."

As the person with the strongest dark magic in the entire eastern elf world, Suri has a sense of identity and belonging to Conte, the son of darkness, from the bottom of her heart. In addition, she has no children. She really treats Conte as both a son and a child. The grandson, holding her in his arms without letting go for a moment, almost no one snatched her: "Look at how naive they are, don't you, baby?"

Conte gave a face-saving smile, it was indeed quite naive.

"Oh, baby, I laughed, I laughed, did you take a picture, did you take a picture?! Haha, let me just say that this child is destined for me. No one wants to kiss him. Hehe, I must take a picture to let him know." Those members of the Kong family are so jealous!"

"..." You are quite naive, sincerely.