classifiedscript Chapter 13 3st Resignation Report:
Chapter 13 3st Resignation Report:
No.13 Resignation Report: Can there still be a little basic trust between the devil and the devil?
Before being sent to kindergarten at the age of six, the elves in the Eastern Elf World will perform an important ceremony-cutting their hair, which is the long hair they have kept since they were born until they were six years old.
The first cut of the hair will be done by the child's biological parents. In previous years, because of the matter of who should cut the child's hair, it also caused many divorces in the Eastern Elf World. Who will be merciful, the neighborhood in Dalian can know that this family is preparing to cut their children's hair.
Randomly interviewing an elf from the Eastern Elven World with "the most tragic memory of childhood" on the street, their answer will often be the hair-cutting ceremony when they were six years old.Then, when their children grow up to six years old, they will not hesitate to teach them a lesson and repeat the tragedy of their parents, leaving a psychological shadow on their children.
Kong Lingxuan said on Weibo that she would not leave any psychological shadow on her children. She has two children and no husband.
But there was still quite a bit of fighting over the twins cutting their hair.Because according to the tradition of the Eastern Elven World, a child's hair must be cut at the same time in the sixth year after their birth, not even a second.The twins were born with the front and rear feet, and Kong Lingxuan couldn't grasp the time to cut the two children together, so one of the children was bound to need the elders to do it for him.
Then, because of the competition for the quota, it almost caused the elders to fight among themselves.
The twins have long, silky hair that is already mopping the floor, but it seems that it will continue to grow like this without limit.
Every elf who sees them will give admiration, because of their sculpted looks, because of their distinctive personalities, and because of their infinite possibilities in future magical attainments.
The elves of the Eastern Elves believe that since the color of the hair is an external manifestation of the dominant element, the length can also be an omen.
Therefore, there has been a legend in the Eastern Elf world that "the length of a child's hair on their sixth birthday indicates the limit of their future magic level". It is said that this is a measurement method handed down from ancient times, and few elves will appear Inaccurate situation.There are only elves who live up to their potential because they don't work hard, but no one has ever surpassed the limit determined by the length of their hair as a child.
The hair growth rate of elf babies is really different, which confirms this measurement method.
For example, Kong Lingxuan, when she was a child, it took her six years to grow her fiery long hair to her ankles. When she grew up, she was the youngest 12th-level Dharma Saint in the entire Farris Continent.
The heads of Conte and Kong Er now have to be tied up and wound several times a day to barely keep them from dragging to the ground.All the elders in the group of elders swore to Kong Lingxuan that this was the length only a Dharma god would have.
"But that's what you told me back then. As long as I work hard, I can become a Dharma God at the earliest around the age of [-]." Kong Lingxuan looked at the long hair of her sons, and always felt that it was unreasonable to be so long and still be a Dharma God. , she always firmly believes that her son can become a real god, even though the gods on the mainland have already become legends.
"When you become a Dharma God, you will understand that there is a difference between a Dharma God and a Dharma God. That is another, wider world."
On the continent of Falris, the Dharma Saint can already be said to be the treasure of the town. As for the Dharma God, it has always been a nuclear weapon unique to a few races that are said to have the blood of the main god. They solemnly made a promise that they will never be the first to use the God of Law in the war.Of course, after reaching the level of Fashen, they will not easily make a move.
Kong Lingxuan grew up listening to the legends of the God of Dharma, and has been working hard to become a God of Dharma, but today is the first time she knows that the God of Dharma is not the limit, and there are levels between them: "Then The two Dharma gods we enshrine..."
"Speak carefully, Lingxuan." Although the elders of the Kong family love Kong Lingxuan, they also know what to say and what not to say.
"Feel sorry."
"You just have to remember to work hard to increase your own strength. You and Elder Su Rui are the ones who have the most potential to become Dharma gods. Of course, you have to add your two children now, but they are too young. You Do you understand what I mean?" The number of Dharma gods also determines the right to speak in a realm, the most obvious being the infighting between the elves of the east and west realms. There are two gods of law in the elf world, and one of the original two has fallen in the western elf world.
"You mean?!" The two Dharma gods in the Eastern Elf World are not too young. They are still a pair of twins similar to Kongti and Kong Er.
Elder Kong's expression was unpredictable, he didn't speak any more, he just looked up at the suddenly changing sky outside.
Bai Yuncanggou, the world is impermanent, no one can tell what will happen in the next moment.
"If you want me to cut Conti's hair, no, Kong Er can do it too, I'll tell you." Elder Kong, who was silent for a long time, said seriously.
"...Are you serious?" Kong Lingxuan, who thought she had discovered something mysterious, realized that maybe she had been tricked.
The elders of the Kong family tried their best to open their eyes wide, so as to make themselves appear innocent: "Why do you think of me so much, I am such a despicable person, we are elves who symbolize light, the darling of the goddess of nature!"
"Ha ha."
Elder Kong coughed lightly, and changed the subject bluntly to cover up his embarrassment: "Speaking of which, where did the twins go?"
Where did the twins go?The twins were drooling over a table of brightly colored sweets and cakes.Well, the only one who drools is the good boy Kong Er, and Kong Ti has already started to eat it without any hesitation, and handed a piece to his younger brother with rare generosity: "Eat it if you want, don't hesitate."
"But mother said that elves don't eat." Kong Er with long silver-white hair resisted and rejected the delicious-looking cake, which was rarely given to him by his brother!
"She said don't eat, not can't eat, you understand?"
Kong Er honestly shook his head: "I don't understand."
"It means that she doesn't want you to eat more snacks until you grow up, so she lies to you, like telling you that on your birthday, the birthday man will climb in the chimney to give birthday presents to good children, she just wants you Be good, I lied to you." Conte felt that Kong Er was really stupid and hopeless, he would believe such an obvious lie, and he believed it for six years.Sure enough, the transformation of divine power will have IQ defects.
"...There is no birthday old man in this world?!" Kong Er's world view was ruthlessly refreshed by his brother, "How could mom lie to us? If it's not a birthday old man, where did the gift come from?"
"Of course it was given by my mother, the sisters of the Guards Camp, and the grandparents of the elders. Oh, yes, it's you and my fans on Tianwang. It's time for you to grow up. If you go to kindergarten, you still think The birthday man is real, and the kids will laugh at you. Now, you can laugh at other kids who still believe in the birthday man. Don’t thank me too much.”
Then, Kong Er ate a table of snacks together with Kong Ti with a look of grief and indignation of "it's not real".Conte has to admit that the development of the times is a good thing. Modern people are so happy. They have Skynet and fruitcake.
When Kong Lingxuan arrived, what she saw was exactly what she didn't want to see. Her son had been exposed to the evil habit of eating snacks from humans too early!
"I made my brother eat it." Kong Er immediately stood up and stood in front of Kongti.Conte is in poor health and vomits blood from time to time (a good person forgets to do good deeds). Kong Er unconsciously assumed the role of caregiver without being told by adults. He was afraid that even the slightest movement would hurt him. Fragile brother.He would even always take Conte's blame without hesitation, for fear that Kong Lingxuan would reprimand Conte, "We all know, Mom, you are lying, there is no birthday old man in this world, and elves can eat! Uh, these are what I told my brother."
Kong Lingxuan didn't know what an ordinary mother would do when her son exposed her lies.Because then her two sons will soften their hearts, and pretending to be pitiful is the only thing that works for them.
Kong Lingxuan is not very good at educating children. Since the child was a baby, she has started this magical activity. Whenever the child cries for unknown reasons, she will cry with her, and then the child will stop crying.
Sure enough, Kong Er soon stopped insisting, comforted the "poor" mother, and assured her: "I will never eat these things again, although they look delicious. Mom, don't be sad, I will Knowing that you lied to us is actually for our own good, this is a lie of love."
Conte would also be fooled by Kong Lingxuan at the beginning. His habit of being a superior for many years made him really not very good at dealing with women's tears.
But after more times, as long as Conte is not a fool or Kong Er, he can still see the clues, so his countermeasures came into being-crying, looking at his mother pitifully , with a sickly look that would collapse against the wind.
Kong Lingxuan will stop crying immediately because she is worried about her son's physical condition, and she will try everything.
In fact, Kong Lingxuan and Conti are well aware of each other's fake crying, but they still enjoy it, which can be regarded as a kind of joy in life.
This makes Li Huaite always say: "I really can't understand your mother and son's painting style more and more."
After confirming that Conti was fine, Kong Lingxuan reached an agreement with her sons to forget about the unpleasantness of snacks together: "As long as you don't eat snacks today, mother can allow you to play with Lin Na and the others from the guards for a while before the hair cutting ceremony begins." , but remember not to stain the dress."
They were not allowed to leave the room today before the hair-cutting ceremony, in case the twins could not be found at a critical moment.
Conte readily agreed to this condition. In fact, this is why he intentionally lured Kong Er to eat snacks.
"Let's play hide-and-seek." Conte put forward the speech he had prepared a long time ago.Since childhood, Conte has always been the one giving orders, and there is no elf around him who thinks there is something wrong with it, "But you are not allowed to hide in the main hall, it is disrespectful to the gods, Grandma Su Rui told me."
"Aww, the eldest son is so obedient, so cute!" Said the girl A of the guard who was always a fan.
"What the eldest son says is what he says!" Girl B immediately followed up.
"Seconded."
"Second proposal +1."
"Second proposal + citizen ID."
"You come to be a ghost." Conti selected the silly Kong Er as the most unpopular character in the hide-and-seek game, because only he can really count to a hundred with his eyes closed. go find someone.The girls in the guards cheated with special traits of demons.
"Okay." Kong Er never refused his brother's words.
So, when Kong Er counted hard to one hundred and embarked on the long road to find his brother, Conti had already sneaked into the main hall where no one was allowed to hide, which was now empty because the elders were busy with the hair-cutting ceremony. no one.Kong Er will soon understand that there is really no trust between the devil and the devil.
Tens of thousands of years ago, the main hall of the Eastern Elf Realm was the place where the demons enshrined Conti. Conti is very familiar with this place. Although the layout has been repaired many times, some things will not change.It's like a teleportation array leading to the outside world.
"If I were you, I wouldn't press it down." When Conte was about to succeed, a voice sounded behind him.
Conte turned his head, and Luciano was standing at the door against the light.