classifiedscript Chapter 16 6st Resignation Report:
Chapter 16 6st Resignation Report:
No.16 Resignation Report: Xiyun Chuqi Rishen Pavilion——
"Do you feel cute after changing your new hairstyle?" Kong Lingxuan is using the neural connection crystal to take crazy photos of her pair of precious sons. Now most parents love to do this, no matter whether the child is laughing, crying or sleeping , they can always take countless pictures with the greatest enthusiasm, even if the child is angry, they can also say "yes, yes, keep this expression and let mom take a picture, OK, mom loves you, ah, how can you change it?" Angry."
Conte's situation at this time is similar to this feeling. He looked at Kong Lingxuan full of resentment, trying to let the other party understand that he was really, really dissatisfied with the length of his hair with the wave of death.He wanted to cut it short, and it would be best to shave it into a short cut, the kind of short cut that looks instant and won't fall flat.
But Kong Lingxuan died when the professional barber cut her son's hair down to the ankles without mopping the floor and refused to let the other party continue to use the scissors.
"The shorter the hair is cut, the faster it will grow." Kong Lingxuan explained to Conte in such a serious way.
"Really?" Conte looked at Kong Lingxuan suspiciously, and seeing the firm expression on the other side, he believed it.He really doesn't know much about how to be a demon. He just thinks that being a demon is really troublesome. In the past, when he was still a god, his external image was fixed, so he didn't have any troubles in this regard at all.Then Conte and Kong Lingxuan won the right to "tie up your hair anytime, anywhere, and never mop the floor".
Kong Lingxuan felt a little pity about this, she always felt that when her son looked at her seriously when his hair grew so long that he mopped the floor, it was so cute.
Kong Er, on the other hand, praised Kong Lingxuan very much: "I also think I'm cute."
"...Do you know what Mengmengda means? If you don't know what it means, don't talk nonsense." Conti raised his hand and tapped Kong Er's forehead, his voice was muffled. Sure enough, the melon was not ripe.
The value of good and evil is reduced by two.
Conti rubbed Kong Er's shiny and wide forehead with black lines on his face (this is purely Conte's personal perception), and asked softly, "Did I hurt you? I was just kidding with you."
Kong Er only cared about remembering that his brother rubbed him, so how could he remember the pain, so he kept shaking his head with a smirk: "It doesn't hurt at all."
Add ten to the value of good and evil.
Conte stopped with satisfaction, Kong Er's gratitude is always so surging.Even though this good and evil value system has a fixed daily limit of how many good things must be done, and if you don’t do enough, you will be deducted, but Conte thinks that as long as he has Kong Er by his side for a day, he will never lack the opportunity to complete daily tasks .
Kong Lingxuan quietly posted on Weibo on the side, saying: [The eldest son is so arrogant that people can't bear to look directly at him. He obviously cares about his younger brother but insists that he doesn't like him at all. Very honest." ] Below the text, there is also a nine-shot sequence of the two sons interacting, which attracted countless netizens to like it, and queued up to leave a message by the way: [Young and Young, marry me! ] "Brother, what does Mengmengda mean?"
"A buzzword on Tianwang Weibo, I didn't take my medicine today, and I feel cute. When someone tells me that I'm cute, I feel that the other party is saying that I didn't take my medicine today. Just chatting with my friends before Use Haha to express goodwill, try Haha now, and you are sure to see the end of friendship." The senior otaku Conti's grasp of Internet buzzwords is very close to the times.
"That's why I told you not to use neural connection crystals to surf the Internet, but you just didn't listen." Kong Lingxuan can always see horrible reports on Weibo about children's Internet addiction and disease. Looking at Conte every day is like watching a terminally ill patient , terrified.
"Then what are you doing every day?" Conte's light words completely blocked Kong Lingxuan's mouth.
In modern society, it is not uncommon for family members living together to use neural connection crystals to ask each other to eat.
"Brother is amazing!" Kong Er blindly admires Conte's every move. He can praise Kong Lingxuan's reputation, and naturally he will also praise Conte's reputation. In short, he basically belongs to the kind of group chat that will always reply to every sentence of others. If you want to speak, strive to be the last person to speak.
"Hey, it's hard to get used to the ugly way before. Now that I have cut my hair and changed my hairstyle, I have to get used to it again." Li Wright, who always has a very vicious mouth, will not let anyone who makes Conte change his face Chance.
It's a pity that Conte doesn't really think much about his appearance. Whether others say he looks good or ugly, he doesn't feel much: "I'm not a woman, so why care about what I look like?"
"But you are not a man." Li Huaite immediately answered.
On the mainland, the matter of demons being male and female before adulthood has aroused countless brain holes and heated discussions. One of the classics is a post on Tianwang Haijiao—[Nikkei post in the Eastern Elven World: I have an idea about their gender. If they are gender-neutral before they are minors, what is the shape of their lower body? The YD setting of JJ+ is still bare with nothing? 】(The title of the post is adapted from a message from Hailan Shaqin that was popularized as a related topic)
The answer to this question is still unsolved on Haijiao, but the people in the reply are more and more open-minded, which has attracted countless netizens to compete.
Conte, who has finally experienced the underage demons, can answer this question responsibly—a bare piece.Because he didn't consider the problem of eating, drinking and lazing at all when he created the demons. Later, in order to fix this BUG, he had a patch that allowed him to freely choose his gender after adulthood, also known as secondary development, the maturity of sexual organs.
This is also one of the reasons why the parents of the Mozu didn't let their children eat when they were young. The Mozu didn't need to eat and drink, and they could survive only by absorbing the magic elements between heaven and earth.On the other hand, after they eat food, it takes them a long time to completely transform the food into magic power, especially tormenting demons.Later, the group of elders invented the related magic to help children digest, which completely solved this problem, but most parents still don't want their children to suffer for their temporary appetite.
After Kongti finished cutting her hair, she and Kong Er were taken back to the room by Kong Lingxuan for digestive treatment.
"The setting of this race is so sad." Kong Er complained to his brother with tears in his eyes afterwards.
"There are also benefits other than not being able to eat, such as behaviors that effectively prevent pedophilia." As the creator of the demons, Conte naturally tried to speak well of himself. (The inspiration for this sentence comes from Hailan Shaqin's comment below, which was promoted as a related topic by 666qin) The gender setting of the demons is simply to kill pedophiles.
"What is pedophilia?" Kong Er as a true?For a six-year-old child, his knowledge is very limited. The main sources are the cartoons of the neural connection crystal, the bedtime stories of the mother and the elders, the gossip of the sisters in the guard team, and the unrestricted chat mode of the twin brothers.
"It's a pervert. You must stay away from this kind of rubbish in the future, you know? If the other party dares to touch you, lie to you and say that he will take you to do something happy, he will slap you to death without hesitation! Use lighting magic to slap you!" It’s okay to blind him.” Although Conte is a big devil, he is also a big devil with principles and style, and pedophilia is something he can’t forgive, it’s too disgusting.Of course, the same goes for rape, which Conte detests.
Luciano on the other side of the magic screen was spitting blood, thinking that fortunately he didn't really have any discordant thoughts about the young Conte at the time. Dislike this thing.
"You are so self-willed!" Lan Tuanzi looked at Luciano with a worried face, and blamed him with a soft mouth and soft heart, "You know that once you leave the barrier, you will be discovered and suppressed by the law, but you still insist Go out, go out for so long! Are you afraid of not being sealed? Look, you vomit blood again! I suggest you go to deep sleep again to repair your divine body."
"Never." Luciano said without hesitation.He thought, he must look at Conte, no matter how uncomfortable it is, he can bear it.If he fell into a deep sleep, who would be more dedicated to protecting Conte at critical moments than him?
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In the central temple of the demonic imperial capital, Conte is wearing a dark green cloak with red gemstone patterns on his chest, and his waist-length black long hair is scattered behind him like silky satin. His hands are crossed and his pointed chin is resting .With leering eyes, a playful smile, and a lazy long voice: "Helen dear, your beauty is unquestionable, so you don't need to ask someone to draw a picture for you every time you get together?"
To put it in modern society, Helen, the goddess of temptation, is a selfie fanatic, but at that time there was no neural connection crystal, so she could only draw self-portraits for her by excellent painters on the mainland, all the time.
Helen can be said to be the most beautiful among the gods, and she has a coquettish and charming air in her gestures. There are very few gods or people in this world who do not bow down under her robes, and the only few who do not look sideways at her The gods are all good friends who are in the same camp as her: "I am naturally the most beautiful, my lord, so I need to spread countless paintings for others to admire, so that it is impossible for them not to love me."
——Goddess Helen is not only a selfie addict, but also a narcissist.
"Speaking of love, can you try to make Ulcanu, the god of forging of the neutral faction, bow to you? The four gods of the neutral faction actually have their own little thoughts, and no one wants to be safe. They call themselves peace and justice. It’s no secret that Goddess secretly supports her brother God of War, God of Sea is a fencer, and whoever is stronger will stand on his side, and we only have Goddess of Nature on our side, which always makes me feel uneasy.”
"The God of Blacksmithing? That boring man who only sees blacksmithing?"
"You can't handle him?" Conte raised his eyebrows.
"Don't use aggressive tactics, let me tell you, Conte! My old lady... I'll show you how to conquer this man! That kind of man is the easiest, I just think he is too unchallenging." Helen's Achilles' heel is absolute She can't hear others say that she is not attractive enough, she always feels that as long as she wants, she can conquer any person or god in this world.
"I believe in you, come on~" Conte said with a smile.
After Helen swayed away with Pingting's figure, Conti suddenly felt that something was wrong, and wanted to call her back, but he found that his voice could not come out anyway.He stretched out his hand, trying to attract Helen's attention with divine power, but found that his hand shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye, just like his whole body, the wide shawl covered his whole body, and his feet gradually left the ground, dangling In the seat, from a distance, it looks like a child who steals an adult's clothes.
"No!" Conte sat up suddenly from the bed, sweating profusely.
"What's the matter, brother?" Kong Er was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes, but he still insisted on asking Conti intimately.
"It's okay, go to sleep, it's just a dream." Conte replied to his brother.Yes, it was just a dream. He was no longer the Great Demon King Conti, and Helen had already paid a heavy price for her failure to seduce the God of Forging.
At the same time, anxious elf soldiers ran quickly in the gothic corridor of the central temple, their battle clothes stained with blood, and they were in a panic.She almost rushed into the dormitory of the elder of the elders, panting unevenly and said: "The barriers and barriers of La Pax have been broken, and the inspection team wants to break into the temple. An explanation from the elf world. If the elders of the elders insist on defending and going their own way as sinners in the eastern elf world, they will only be able to offend."
Flowers will bloom again, and people will never be young again.Conte's childhood after reincarnation ended faster than any demon.