classifiedscript Chapter 2 2st Resignation Report:
Chapter 2 2st Resignation Report:
The second resignation report: The elves in the east elf world have always felt that the elves in the west elf world have not evolved completely, and they can't choose their gender!
"I'm pregnant?" Kong Lingxuan—the head of the Third Thorn Legion in the Eastern Elf World—looked in disbelief at the colorful image the size of bean sprouts on the screen, "I'm really pregnant?"
"Yes, Master Legion, you are pregnant, one hundred percent. Please look here." The female therapist in a white robe raised her finger and pointed to the ups and downs of the ECG monitoring area on the screen of the four-dimensional B-ultrasound machine. "Here is The line that represents the beating of your heart is commonly known as the heartbeat, and the line below with very irregular beating belongs to your fetus."
"Is there anything wrong with this? Will the child be in danger?" Like any novice who has just started to conceive, the leader of the legion who knows nothing about pregnancy and children always thinks that the child is fragile and worries that something will happen to him.
"No, no, no," the therapist smiled. She had encountered this situation many times, and she explained it very handily. "It is normal for the fetal heart to beat irregularly, because the fetal heart is just a tube at first. Don't panic , Of course, please don’t blame yourself for knowing so little about the fetus, believe me, in the near future you will become a fetus expert and a qualified parent. I will help you.”
"Thank you." The ever-calm head of the red-haired army finally once again showed her aura of commanding an army, "Please help me."
"If you are fine today, let's start by learning to watch the ECG monitoring area."
So, in the early stages of pregnancy, Kong Lingxuan, who had already begun to show her "funny than mother" temperament, seriously picked up a pen and paper, and started a study journey with her obstetric therapist. More like a good student than he is now.
"The horizontal bar graph here represents your mana value, and the horizontal bar below belongs to your child. I'm not flattering, but this is the strongest mana value I've ever seen during the gestation period, even in the whole continent I have never seen such data at the academic summit, seriously, do you mind if I disclose this value at the summit tomorrow?"
"...You don't need to remember from the beginning of 'I'm not a compliment', right?" Kong Lingxuan stopped writing belatedly.
"Cough, yes." The female therapist smiled awkwardly. To be honest, she had treated countless high-ranking officials who were pregnant in the Eastern Elf World, but she had never seen an adult who was more stupid than Kong Lingxuan.Obviously, he usually seems to be a decisive and shrewd person, how can he become so panicked when he meets a child?
Kong Lingxuan, a good student with a serious face, stroked out a few words she had written down without changing her expression, and then once again looked at her therapist intently, waiting for her to continue teaching.
"Seriously, why don't you choose to record with a neural link crystal (similar to a two-in-one computer and mobile phone)? It saves a lot of trouble."
"I've heard that it's best to stay away from those alchemy products during pregnancy, it's not good for the fetus."
"Although alchemy products may disturb the magical development of the fetus to a certain extent, it is only a rare case, and the harm is not great. You have to have confidence in the ever-changing alchemy products, everyone is doing this Yes." The therapist added in his heart, at least I have never seen any pregnant woman who can really give up all the convenient alchemy products for the sake of the child, you must know that the pregnancy cycle lasts for more than 40 weeks, ten months .So she joked, "If you're afraid that these alchemy products will harm your fetus, it's not just Skynet and neural link crystals that you need to quit."
The therapist never expected that Kong Lingxuan nodded seriously: "Yes, not only the nerve connection crystals, but all the alchemy products in my home have been stopped. But thank you for reminding me."
The current lighting tools in Kong Lingxuan's house are even the most traditional deep-sea pearls, rather than magic lamps for collective offerings.
"...but you can't be sure you're pregnant until you come to the hospital, can you?"
"It's always right just in case." Kong Lingxuan shrugged. She felt that when she was pregnant, she was still on the front line with the legion, but since then she has tried her best to avoid contact with all alchemy products.
The therapist opened her mouth, but couldn't find the right words to describe Kong Lingxuan's madness. In the end, she could only say: "You really love your daughter, huh?"
"Yes, I love him very much. But my daughter? No, I have decided to raise him as a boy, so that he will have a higher probability of choosing a male when he chooses a gender in adulthood." There is no gender before adulthood. They insist that this is a blessing from God, giving them the right to choose their own gender after adulthood.
"Those humans in the central region and the elves in the western elf world have not evolved completely at all, and they don't even have the right to choose their gender." The elves in the eastern elf world always say this.
And there are not a few people on the mainland who envy the elves of the Eastern Elf World.
But in fact, the elves in the eastern elf world also have their troubles. More and more elves have chosen to be women when they become adults, because as we all know, elves are queens, even though no one has been king in the eastern elf world for many years. , but that still failed to affect the enthusiasm of most of the eastern elves to become women.
With the serious imbalance in the ratio of men to women, the relevant departments of the Eastern Elven Realm's governing hall have been working hard to promote the slogan "It's the same to choose women and men, this is a world where men and women are equal", but unfortunately, the results have been minimal.
"As one of the commanders of the Seven Great Legions, you have to set an example and take the lead, huh?" the female therapist joked with Kong Lingxuan with a smile.
Kong Lingxuan shook her head: "No, I just don't want to become a member of 'Prefer women to boys for a while, and daughters disturb Ji regrets heartbroken'. Isn't there a saying on Weibo that 'you must have a son in this life, because the son is the mother My little lover in my previous life. My son will tell you a lot of little truths, and when you tease him hard, he will angrily say that I will not be with you, and he will be arrogant and awkward thinking that others are bullying me. Shi Shi stood up and threatened that only I could bully my mother... thinking about it will make me very happy."
"Is this the daughter you're talking about?" In the eastern elf world where yin is flourishing and yang is declining, female elves are often more powerful than male elves. "In any case, no matter what gender he is, judging by his magic power, he is destined to Do something great.”
Kong Lingxuan lowered her head, and touched her belly with the hand wearing the ring of the regiment commander. This was the first time that she intuitively understood that there really was an elf who had the closest relationship with her in this world. Calculation, no need to manage, they will naturally love each other.Her face was full of expectation and pride for this little life, and she said softly in a slightly hoarse voice: "Of course, he is destined to be a big shot, after all, he is..."
He was given to me by God.
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On a well-known forum on Skynet, there is a classic post that has opened countless floors but has never ceased to be popular. The name is: [LZ is a freshman who has just entered the High School of Magic. Accidentally... I really turned myself into a dog, swollen, wait online, I'm in a hurry. 】0L: [Picture] No kidding, as evidenced by the selfie, this is the neural connection crystal of LZ and LZ.
1L: Be a dog with peace of mind and happiness, it’s much easier than being a human.
2L: Since ancient times, the big brother (1L) is really stunning.
3L: LZ is so stupid and cute, he must be a tolerable boy.
...After laughing at LZ for a whole thousand floors...
1001L: LZ He abandons the treatment, so he can't think of taking metamorphosis as an elective.I don't know that it belongs to the absolute domain of the bullies who have nothing to do and use it as entertainment to pass the time?It's a restricted area for students.Wouldn't it be nice to just be a quiet single-line elemental mage?
1002L: This is LZ, reply to brother 101, because the male god has chosen transfiguration... and he doesn't like boys, so I was thinking about whether to change the route.
1003L: I just don't understand why so many people would rather go to the hospital than go to the hospital after encountering magical accidents. What's wrong with this?
1004L: LSSB (Upstairs SB)
1005L: Homosexuality is out of the question, how dare LZ think about playing more serious beasts?Were you stupid in your previous life? 2333333
1006L: Pat shoulders, accept fate, you and male gods have no future, there are so few heterosexuals now, it is rare to have one, and he is still male god level, LZ, you can help him, please come early in the next life.Or LZ can try to become an elf in the Eastern Elf Realm.
1007L: The elves in the Eastern Elf Realm are like bugs. After they become adults, they have a chance to choose their gender. Hey, hey, he wants to become a quiet and handsome man to stir up trouble.
...Inexplicably began to discuss the ten thousand floors of the hatred of Dora, the elf of the Eastern Elf World...
11001L: Have we forgotten something?
11002L: Like?
11003L: Like me/(ㄒoㄒ)/～～BY: LZ11004L: Yes, what the fuck, LZ, have you turned back into a human?If you really can’t do it, let’s raise you. Although being a magician costs money, you still have money to keep a pet.
11005L: LS surprises the rich!In order to become a magician, I am already heavily in debt. Not to mention pets, I can barely support myself.
11006L: Watching local tyrants.
11007L: Are you still the local tyrant of 11004L? Please fit!
11008L: LZ, why don't you just poke your male god for help, it's best if you can solve it, if you can't solve it, maybe the male god will raise you if he can't think about it.
...many, many, many years later...
XXXXXXXXL: This is LZ, we are together, thank you.