On the Feasibility of Resigning from the Demon King's Job

Chapter 28 The 28th resignation report: The twins are 2 years old.



Chapter 28 The 28th resignation report: The twins are 2 years old.

It wasn’t until Conte was woken up by the alarm clock he set that he realized that he had rambled and rambling on to Urcanu about the status quo of the Eastern Elf World for one night, and that he had begun to feel divine about this ever-changing situation. It is the uneasiness felt by a fabricated modern society...

Conte looked at Urcanu with a strange face, and really wanted to yell, "Monster, what kind of magic are you doing?" !

As in the past, Conte always loved to say to the silent Urcanu what he would not say to other gods, whether it was Helen, Agastine, Luciano or brothers Boss and Dess, some Conte can't say anything, and he doesn't want to say it, but whenever he is with Urcanu, he seems to be opened up. It's obvious that the other party didn't do anything, and Conte can do it cross-legged like this Say the last one is endless.

Urcannu never answers Conte, nor comforts him (of course, he doesn't need Urcanu to comfort him), but Conte just likes to say, because Urcanu will not hold these Conte for long It is easy to pass the words of oneself to the third person to know.

Secrets are always destroyed by "I'll tell you a secret, don't tell others", but individuals will always have the desire to tell, especially when they do a bad thing that others don't know but is very earth-shattering.So, many years ago, Conte approached Urcanu, a trash can who didn't love gossip and was indifferent.

Conte once firmly believed that he and Urcannu had established a subtle and magical friendship in this way. Unfortunately, Conte later realized that he was the only one who believed so firmly.

After realizing that he was once again in solid state in front of Urcanu, Conte got up angrily and left without leaving a word.

After Conte left, Urcanu's world returned to darkness again. He couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north, and even the concept of left and right disappeared, but he persistently found the location where Conte was just now. , staring at him, without saying a word.He also thought about the past. Whenever Conte finished speaking and left, he would silently look at the seat where Conte had sat, as if reminiscing about something.Then after reminiscing, after reminiscing, even he himself would laugh for no reason.

This time, Urcanu also raised the corners of his lips and smiled. Although he couldn't feel it, he felt that he should have smiled, relieved and full of joy.

Long time no see, Conte.

You are still the same, Urcanu thought, afraid of the dark, afraid of change, and most afraid of a god.Conte must have been angry when he left, and he would be annoyed thinking, damn it, why did I say so many nonsense things unknowingly, obviously I came to laugh at the traitor Urcanu!This is not the same as the promised plot! ——It’s really cute.

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[818 Love and Hate between the God of Forging and the Goddess of Temptation] Follow-up 111L: The final attack is mine, haha.Those upstairs are too naive, what is there between the God of Blacksmithing and the Goddess of Temptation?Gender is different.The God of Forging obviously had an affair with the Great Demon King. It is said that he was willing to die in the hands of the Demon King, and when the Demon King was killed by the hero Chris, he was holding the Excalibur made by the God of Forging, tsk tsk, how nice sadomasochism.

112L: It is obvious that the Demon King and the God of Light in our family are the spokespersons of sadomasochism, okay?Light and dark life push, powerful Amway Miki Mizu-sama's "The Two Ends of Paradise", crying and laughing at the same time!

113L: It is not happy to be reversed by CP, he said in a dim light.

114L: Can some rotten girls restrain themselves a bit?God didn't even know what homosexuality was at that time, right?No, do they know what love is?I suddenly discovered that there is no such thing as gods dating or getting married in the mythology. Do they... have sexual organs?Will you do that?Just thinking about it.

115L: LS has a slightly bigger brain hole.

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In the next six years, Conte frequently went to and from the central tower after Kong Er fell asleep, repeating the process of "provocation-chicken soup for the soul-leave in annoyance-fight again the next day".

Urcanu's reaction was not aroused at all, but Conte talked about the panic and loneliness in the tower over the years.

Conte, who is about to turn 12, couldn't be more sad. This rhythm is not right at all. Whose revenge is so complex, there is no pleasure, and he didn't even ask whether it was the curse cast by Urcanu.

Luciano is also very worried about Conte's state.

What Conte and Urcanu have been talking about these years, because of the tower, Luciano has never known. He only knows that although he will sulk every time he sees Urcanu Conti, But Conte's overall state is developing in an increasingly cheerful direction, just like Conte went to see Urcanu many years ago.

Luciano hates the changes brought to Conte by people other than him, but he has nothing to do about it. He can only watch Conte step by step on the old road of the past, saying that he dislikes Vulcan Nu's words, but actually like to go to him.

"I have a sense of proportion, okay, I don't talk about it, I'm going to class." When Luciano persuaded Conte not to go to Urcanu for the thousand and first time, Conte replied impatiently , and then he hung up the neural link crystal.

In fact, there is still a while before Conte's class, but often when we don't want to talk, we always find reasons like this. The simplest example is the online joke that the goddess is always taking a shower.Or whenever we say "good night, I'm going to sleep" to our friends on the communication software, we always lie on the bed and take out our mobile phones to start a quiet 23333 late night swiping party.

After hanging up on Luciano, Conte logged on to Skynet and began to read the novel, but after reading a few paragraphs, Lee Wright's nerve connection crystal call request came suddenly.In the past six years, Li White didn't know what he was busy with. The number of his video calls has been very small. Even if Conte called, he might not answer it. It is really rare that he took the initiative to call this time.

"???"

"Your mother will go to the dwarf world to pick you up and Kong Er back soon, are you happy?" Li Huaite said the happiest news, but his expression was so reluctant, as if he would cry at any time.

"What's the matter with you?" I haven't seen Kong Lingxuan for six years, and Conte naturally misses it, but Li Huaite's state is even more worrying.

Li Huaite shook his head: "It's nothing, this is my private matter. An elder in my family has passed away, and I have to deal with her funeral. Tell your mother, I'm sorry that I can't see her in a short time, but I There's really something going on here, so don't worry about it, and don't look for me, I'll take care of it, okay?"

"Why didn't you tell him yourself?" Conte frowned.

"There are many things in this world for no reason, baby Conti." Li Huaite tried to get over the topic with a gag attitude, "It seems that I still want you to call me Dad, but you definitely won't agree, Can I ask why? No! So... by the way, isn't it time for you to go to class?"

When Conti was six years old, he was supposed to start kindergarten in the East Fairy Realm, but then he and Kong Er unexpectedly came to the Dwarf Realm.In the world of dwarves, who can grow to adulthood in two or three years, there is no concept of kindergarten here. The knowledge of dwarves is inherited by memory. Unless they are learning magic, they don't even need to learn it.So Conti and Kong Er lived a life of being taught by the girls of the guard team one by one, one-on-one, and did not give the elves a chance to skip class and get distracted.

Conte, who was dismissed by Li Huaite in the same way as he dismissed others, stared at the phone that he couldn't get in touch after being hung up quickly, and finally had no choice but to give up.

Then, it's time for class.

It’s the beginning of the nightmare, Conte said with emotion, it’s not how strict the girls in the escort team are, but what they teach, which they think the kindergarten would teach, really makes Conte a little unbearable.

like……

"...Nap?"

"Of course, my lord, this is a must-have skill for kindergarten children. Don't underestimate it, you will understand its value when you grow up. Although you are currently in a state where you can't help but yell 'sleep' Your sister, I'm going to hang out' age, but trust me, sooner or later you'll go through the 'I'm going to die in this bed' phase too."

"Ha ha."

And Kong Er learned from this group of incongruous elf girls, "If you are not good, you are not allowed to play with your brother." It is often someone else, and he is the law enforcement officer in charge of "not allowing others to play with XX".

As a result, Conte from time to time can hear such conversations: —— "Where is my gun? Has anyone seen my gun?"

——"The necklace I bought for 10 yuan is gone, we tell you, I'm not kidding, this is stealing! Stealing!"

—— "Where's the millennium-old wine that I've treasured for many years and can't bear to drink it? You steal it and give me a sip anyway! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

"You don't call it punitive taking, but stealing, do you know that?" Conte taught his younger brother in this way.

"Stealing is unlawful appropriation of other people's belongings. I don't take possession, I just take them and put them under my bed, and return them when someone else realizes their mistake and behaves well. It's like the sisters in the guard asking me to If I'm not good, and I can't memorize the content of the spell, I'm not allowed to play with my brother. If they are not good, I'm not allowed to play with the things I like." Kong Er plausible.

"What did you say? Are you hiding under the bed?" Conte was taken aback, "Is it under the bed where I live with you in the sense I understand?"

Kong Er nodded.

"Where did you get that big space?!" At the beginning, Kong Er represented the moon to take away few things from others, but the accumulation of six years is quite a lot.

"That's why my space magic is improving so fast." Kong Er was extremely proud.

"..." Is this why you learn magic? Hun Dan! "Give them all back to labor and management, no one left! Otherwise, we will sleep in separate rooms!"

In fact, Conte has been protesting the issue of sleeping in separate rooms since he was able to speak, but the protest is always invalid.

Kong Er returned all the things under the threat of Conte, but there were still some things he really didn't know how to return... like the toolbox of the fire scythe, or the ring of the commander of the Fourth Army.

"How on earth did you get these things?!" Conte almost knelt down to his brother.

"The fire sickle is what I took when he said that you are cute, brother. I originally wanted to prevent him from playing with his little apprentice, but I didn't know how to raise a dwarf, so I had to settle for the next best thing. His toolbox was taken away. The commander of the Fourth Army is because he said bad things about Li White a few days ago!"

I don't care why, I just want to know how you got it, Hun Dan!Huosi is okay, how did you get the ring of Su Sui, the commander of the Fourth Army?Shouldn't this kind of thing be so precious that Kong Lingxuan carried it with him?


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