classifiedscript Chapter 8 8st Resignation Report:
Chapter 8 8st Resignation Report:
The eighth resignation report: The scenery on the tree is wonderful.
How to hang a newborn baby on a tree?
This is a good question.
Perhaps for most people on the mainland, this is unimaginable, but for the elves in the eastern elf world with big brains, compared with stealing the tree of life, hanging babies is not a problem at all. I want to solve it. so easy.
Simply put, we have magic.
To put it in a more complicated way, this group of idle elves plagiarized the idea of the West Elf world who really used the tree of life to give birth to children, and artificially researched a fairy that can't be blown by wind or rain and can resist level 8 spells. The transparent magic protective ball can be tightly adsorbed on any branch. Even if it falls from a high altitude, the baby will not be damaged in any way. It can also have a good bungee jumping experience. It is absolutely comfortable and safe, and can provide baby The wide-angle 360-degree high-altitude landscape can be regarded as a work of conscience in the industry.
And this magic ball only needs to give it a lift-off force at the beginning, and then it can be continuously supplied with energy by the tree of life, so it is not afraid of it breaking suddenly, and it will not waste too much manpower.
Inspired by this, young, the largest theme park in the mainland, designed a large-scale game project that combines high-altitude viewing and thrilling entertainment. Once launched, it quickly swept the entire continent, especially among young people. , let young earn a lot of money.
Cough, let's talk about the tradition of hanging babies in the Eastern Elf world.
For this reason, the elders of the central temple even set up a related department to take charge of this tradition, which has successfully achieved systematization, automation, and diversification. It is already a mature system with experience and connotation.
After finishing a set of tedious etiquette before hanging up, the elder Su of the dark department pointed at Conte and began to chant a lengthy spell. Gradually, a circle with him as the center point and radius A transparent sphere taller than him, in which he floated, as if he had returned to his mother's womb.
Conte desperately wanted to poke the seemingly elastic sphere that surrounded him, but he found helplessly that his arms were too short to reach.
Kong Lingxuan laughed unceremoniously when she saw her son's cute and curious face, who was extremely curious but could not be touched. By the way, she also used her own nerve connection crystal to take a picture of this scene.She began lovingly documenting the lives of her two children with the Neural Link crystal, as every parent of a child loves to do.
Under the command of Elder Su Rui, the magic ball began to soar slowly and flickeringly, took Conte to the height of the tree of life version 2.0, and then accurately landed on the branches of the Kong family.
The other elder whose dominant element is Guangming also did the exact same thing to Kong Er.
Generally, the elders will choose an elder who matches the magic of the main element of the elf baby to set up a magic ball for them, because the magic defense ball like a soap bubble has another function besides being able to hang the baby, which is to help the baby against magic when it is born. Babies who don't know and don't know how to use them at all comb out the surging magic power in their bodies.
According to the book, elves are the darlings of the goddess of nature. When creating them, the goddess of nature gave them peerless appearance, noble temperament and natural magician physique.
You must know that even in the contemporary society where scientific learning of magic is popular, although people from all walks of life have been shouting the resounding slogan "As long as the method is right, everyone can become a magician", but in fact, magicians and ordinary people The ratio has changed from one in ten ordinary people with magical talent in the past to one in three ordinary people with magical talent. It is not true that everyone can be a magician, and most magicians will not be able to become magicians for a lifetime. Stop at the magic apprenticeship stage from level 1 to level 3.
So when comparing the hatchback, the elves are a race that draws a lot of hatred.They don't have the concept of "ordinary people" at all, but every elf has magic from birth, and even the least hardworking elf, after living for 1000 years, can at least mix with a 5th or 6th level junior mage .
The elves in the eastern and western worlds have various differences, but they are very consistent in terms of magical talent. With the overall level of killing most people in the mainland, they have created a record of zero ordinary people for tens of millions of years.
But there are advantages and disadvantages. Elf babies who are born with a lot of magic power will often hurt themselves because of the powerful magic power.
This is also the reason why Conte vomited blood as soon as he was born, and the therapist took it for granted that he had strong magic power. There have been countless such examples in the Eastern Elf World, ranging from mild to severe. They just classified Conte's as the most serious one. kind.
The solution to this problem is the birth of the tree of life version 2.0. Babies are hung on the tree, which is equivalent to the second development.
Kong Lingxuan is very aware of this, but she will still stand under the luxuriant tree of life with a worried expression on her face, and say, "I always feel that this is inappropriate..."
"Don't worry, Ling Xuan, the elves can only thrive after experiencing the wind and rain on the tree of life. Maybe Conte will become better after this experience?"
Hello sister!Even if I am a ghost, I will not let you go!The big devil on the tree roared in his heart.
"...No, I mean, is the transparent magic ball too monotonous." Kong Lingxuan said slowly.On the whole tree of life, there are magic balls that glow faintly like this. Everyone is the same, so how can they reflect the coolness and uniqueness that her sons should have?She wants to see them at a glance, not let them disappear among all living beings.
—Do you really think that's the only thing that's wrong? !You said you were worried about your son so much?Remember my frail body? !I need you to help me complete the task of good people and good deeds.
"Oh, this can be adjusted. We have a total of nine colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white, and black to choose from. This is how it looks from a distance." The elders of the elder group opened her nerve connection out of thin air. Crystal, demonstrated to Kong Lingxuan one by one, "Absolutely considerate service, let your child enjoy exclusive treatment on the tree of life, only two thousand mainland dollars are needed."
It is free for the elders to help hang the children, but they always need to earn some extra money to fill the never-ending war consumption, right?
It costs two thousand to change your face, why not grab it! Hundan!Who would do such a thing!
"Well, it's quite cheap." Kong Lingxuan looked serious. As a slut, she can be short of people, love and morality, but she will never be short of money. "It's only four thousand for two, it's really not expensive. It's just the nine colors." I'm not very satisfied, by the way, can I change the shape? The circle is not unique at all."
"Okay, family price, you two and I'll give you a chance to customize it, and I can add a few words on it for free." In terms of making money, the elders group is also very hardworking.
then……
The big devil Conti and his younger brother Kong Er lived in a pink magic ball with rabbit ears that said "My Baby". Not only were they photographed, but Kong Lingxuan sent her a big V with hundreds of millions of fans On Weibo, for the appreciation of the whole continent, fans knelt and licked and said, Goddess, you have great taste!This magic ball is especially suitable for the complexion of our sons!
If you have the guts, don't put me down in this life, hehe, I won't kill you!
……
The wind picked up, and when the magic balls of various "elf babies with pointed ears and long horns" on the entire tree of life began to sway slowly left and right with the wind, they, who had no idea what fear was, let out a series of giggles together, and they opened their eyes. With eyes of various colors, curiously looking down at the scenery of the entire empire through the magic ball, it looks innocent and innocent.
Conte, as one of them, kept a straight face and didn't intend to cooperate at all, because he was too stupid, and he was planning to take advantage of this idle stage to think about some things that he hadn't had time to think about a few days ago.
It's like what to do with the value of good and evil after he is hung on a tree.
Conte is not very worried that he will die, because the magic ball beside him is still connected to a relatively small magic ball in the central temple. Once something happens to him, the other side will receive the news immediately. During the period before the second tree of life, they will live there by virtue of the relationship between the elders of the Kong family, just in case they come here at a critical moment.
But even if he doesn't have to die, Conte is still afraid of pain. QAQ Having a body is troublesome, he will be sleepy, tired and even...painful!He had always thought that being stabbed by the divine sword would be enough pain, but now he realizes that it's just so bad.
Just as he was getting upset, Conte felt his magic ball shake more violently. He looked up and found that it was his neighbor. For some reason, it was obviously his divine power, but the genetic mutation turned white. The little devil in his eyes is stretching out his hand trying to get close to him, the opponent's strength is really strong, with the help of the wind, he desperately wants to reach Conte over the magic ball.He loved it when he was in the hospital, wishing he could stick to Conte all the time.
The vocal system of the body has not yet fully developed, and Conte can only stare at his neighbors with his eyes, expressing his thoughts of "don't touch my magic ball".
Fatty Bai was not scared off by Conte's eyes at all, nor did he cry, but became more persistent.
In desperation, Conte tried his best to control his magic ball and hit it back with the wind, and then... the fat man smiled, as if he thought Conte was playing with him, he couldn't be happier.Conte originally planned to never talk to this boring neighbor again, but unexpectedly found that he got some gratitude, which increased his good and evil points.
#Get to the new ability to refresh the value of good and evil#