Pretty idiots are born to be played with and ruined by their husbands.

Chapter 53 Then can't I come to see you then? Zhou Gangxun

Yang Siyan, at the police station, looked at his uncle and gave a cold laugh that was hard to decipher: "...Uncle, he hung up on me. I was actually thinking of asking if I wanted my fortune told."

"If you hang up, you hang up. If you keep acting all sarcastic and pathetic, I'll slap you." Ye Yongzhao looked at the number on his phone. This morning, someone had died at Zhou Gangxun's former construction site. He had heard from A Yi and Liang Youwei that when they brought Zhou Gangxun here last night, he was almost pierced by a steel bar.

Dismemberment cases, haunted houses, keeping black magic...

Ye Yongzhao thought for a moment and asked, "Yang Siyan, what do you mean if someone always seems to encounter strange things?"

"I won't say." Yang Siyan crossed his arms and put his legs up.

"..." Ye Yongzhao looked at Yang Siyan's fake smile and his cold, smug expression and was furious. "I'll beat you to death and make your mother have another son, you believe me or not."

"Uncle, are you even my real uncle? You can't even take a joke? Everyone says that working as a policeman for a long time can make you irritable and easily angered..." It was still full of sarcasm and mockery.

Yang Siyan had also learned his lesson. After getting up and moving a distance away from his uncle, he cleared his throat and spoke, "However, regarding your question just now, Uncle, either his fate is extremely Yin, with heavy bones and light bones in his birth chart, destined to die young, or he is a dead man."

He raised his voice and asked, "May I ask, Uncle, how can a dead person not see ghosts?"

"Get out!" Ye Yongzhao took off his leather shoe and threw it at him. "Take a taxi and get out. Don't let me see you in the police station again, or I'll beat you every time I see you!"

"Get out of here, get out of here~"

……

Zhou Gangxun searched up and down the stairs and finally found Ruan Zhijuan again at his doorstep, along with the human cub crawling behind him and calling him "Mama" repeatedly.

"..." The child... his wife's current child?

Wow, sows give birth so quickly; the piglets are already two or three years old by the time they're born.

But he doesn't look like him.

Why is she so different from her husband?

Zhou Gangxun's face darkened, his dark eyes falling intently on Ruan Zhijuan. "Who is the adulterer?"

"What...?" Realizing what had happened, Ruan Zhijuan was shocked by Zhou Gangxun's outburst and her eyes widened. She quickly covered the child's ears on the ground. "What are you saying? I found this in the hallway! I found it!"

"Found it?" Zhou Gangxun stared at the child with a stern face. "Anyone who didn't know better would think it was your child with some scoundrel. Don't bring these kinds of things home in the future; it's easy for people to misunderstand."

He pulled the child from Ruan Zhijuan's arms and threw him aside, saying, "Go away."

Go find your own wife and mother.

With a "bang," the door slammed shut.

Ruan Zhijuan was carried back into the house by Zhou Gangxun, who grabbed her around the waist.

"Zhou Gangxun, won't that child get lost if we just leave him outside like this?"

"He won't get lost." Zhou Gangxun looked at the child and saw that he was wearing a Kid Bug card, a child location tracking device sold overseas, which was sewn onto his clothes and would report his location information in real time.

His family is probably nearby, and there might even be a dozen or so bodyguards in black lurking in the shadows. On the contrary, his foolish wife, who randomly picked up children, is likely to be mistaken for a child trafficker and beaten up.

But Zhou Gangxun felt he should also install that Kid Bug on Ruan Zhijuan, so that even if he really couldn't control his flirtatious wife's legs and she ran off with another man, as long as he was still alive, he could find and bring her back.

Or just find a rope and tie it to him, lock him up.

It would be best to keep him within his sight for eating, drinking, relieving himself, and sleeping.

Unaware of what was happening, Ruan Zhijuan raised her head like a little rooster, waved her hand, and solemnly corrected and lectured Zhou Gangxun, "Zhou Gangxun, men can't have children."

This is what he saw: his mother, and the women in the village, all of them giving birth.

Before her younger brother was born, Ruan Zhijuan saw her mother's belly suddenly getting bigger and bigger, and thought that her mother had a very serious illness and was going to die.

He wanted to take his mother to see a doctor, but he didn't have any money, so he worked for the village doctor for half a month before he was able to bring the doctor home to treat his mother. However, his father beat him, saying that he wanted to harm his younger brother. It was then that Ruan Zhijuan realized that when a woman's belly gets bigger, it means she is pregnant.

"Other men are not acceptable, but you might be." Zhou Gangxun glanced at him and tossed him onto the sofa.

Ruan Zhijuan froze, headfirst onto the sofa, blinking her eyes. What did she mean by "other men aren't allowed, but he might be?"... "Isn't he a man?"

He scrambled to his feet, his almond-shaped eyes wide open, and "whoosh!" pressed his face against Zhou Gangxun's, shaking his head incredulously, "What are you saying, Zhou Gangxun... How can a man...?"

Men... shouldn't be able to have children, right?

"Your ass is bigger than everyone else's," Zhou Gangxun said with a straight face, spouting nonsense. "Haven't you heard that a big ass is good for childbearing?"

Ruan Zhijuan stared in disbelief as he moved closer to Zhou Gangxun's face. He was a little unsure of himself. Although Zhou Gangxun was a bit stupid, he had seen a lot of the world.

"Does having a big butt mean...that a man can have children?"

"Even a crack will do, don't you know that?" Zhou Gangxun looked down at Ruan Zhijuan, his lips curving into a barely perceptible smile, and began to tease her, "Then it seems they've been lying to you all along, wife."

"They didn't tell you this, how mean! There are plenty of men who can have children, you just haven't met them."

Zhou Gangxun thought for a moment, then produced some factual evidence and fabricated a story, "Especially in Thailand, maybe you're Thai too. Don't we still not have information about your biological parents?"

Ruan Zhijuan stared blankly at Zhou Gangxun, overwhelmed by the sheer volume of information—her biological parents…

His parents from his previous life weren't here.

I don't know my biological parents in this life.

I don't know if they'll want him.

The system only said that Zhou Gangxun would definitely want him, and told him to find Zhou Gangxun.

Zhou Gangxun pointed his fingertip at Ruan Zhijuan's lower abdomen and continued his brainwashing in a "humane" manner, saying, "So you should stay away from other men. If you get pregnant, other men won't take responsibility for you like I do."

"You'll be carrying a big belly then, with no canned pineapple to eat, no braised pork to eat, and you'll vomit no matter what you eat. Your back will ache... You might also be bullied by other bad men, cheated on, and abandoned. Then you'll be left to raise the child alone, barely having enough to eat or wear. It will be very hard..."

Ruan Zhijuan thought for a moment. Although he wasn't sure if he could have children, and why he should have someone else's child, he blinked and asked sincerely, "Then...then can't I come to see you then, Zhou Gangxun?"

Zhou, the backup/simp, was speechless for a moment, "..."? ...? ??

He hesitated, then trailed off, "..." So he's determined to run off with someone else, isn't he?

Zhou Gangxun took a deep breath, his knuckles cracking from gripping his fists. He said coldly, "No, I can't."

(눈д눈) For the sake of your canned pineapple and braised pork, stay away from those damn dog men, you idiot.

"Can't I even call you husband...?" Ruan Zhijuan on the sofa tilted her head back and leaned forward again, her chest almost touching Zhou Gangxun's abs.

Zhou Gangxun's eyes darkened as he looked at the lump of flesh getting closer and closer to him: "..." Who taught him that? That damned dog of a man.

What a slut.

He raised his hand and pinched Ruan Zhijuan's cheek, pulling at the flesh with the other hand, looking at him with a gloomy expression. After a long while, he suddenly laughed and said, word by word, "Okay..."

Why not? It's just a matter of letting his slutty wife kill her lover before she runs off with someone else, or making him a widow before he runs off with someone else and has a child.

But Zhou Gangxun seemed to have forgotten that his wife was unable to have children.

Ruan Zhijuan was being pulled so hard she could barely move, only able to look around the room with her eyes. Strangely, she seemed to hear the sound of teeth grinding together.

There must be something strange about this house.

Zhou Gangxun stared at Ruan Zhijuan, leaned down, and his gaze gradually met Ruan Zhijuan's on the sofa. He emphasized that this was also an ultimatum, "But if you run away and come back, you will no longer be my wife, but only someone to have children with, understand?"

Ruan Zhijuan stared blankly at Zhou Gangxun's gloomy face with her almond-shaped eyes, not understanding, but feeling very scared.

This was the first time he felt that Zhou Gangxun, whom the system described as foolish, was somewhat terrifying.

He ran to the bathroom with a "tap tap tap" sound.

Can men give birth?

But the system had once told him that Zhou Gangxun was stupid and the least likely person to deceive him.

Zhou Gangxun looked at the half-closed bathroom door, his fingertips rubbing the inside of his wrist. He was so stupid and easily fooled.

But it would be best if he only believed what he said.

"The Ruan family..." Zhou Gangxun slowly tilted his head and tapped his long fingers lightly. Did they not teach him anything?

They keep people confined at home, pampering them with the best food and drink, dressing them in the finest clothes, afraid they might get hurt, but they never teach them anything...

His eyes were deep, and the corners of his straight lips moved slightly, as if... he were worshipping a Buddha statue?

A Buddha statue with a lifespan of less than nineteen years, to be discarded once its lifespan is over.

We need to ask someone in Gangcheng to investigate what's going on with Ruan Zhijuan in the Ruan family, and find out if anything is amiss.

Ruan Zhijuan lifted his clothes to check himself in the bathroom. There was no seam. He had been like this in both his past and present lives. Could the old blind man have bought him for this reason?

Ah, found it! It's in the butt crack!

So not everyone has this?

Ruan Zhijuan came running out again, her eyes fixed on Zhou Gangxun as she looked him up and down. "Zhou Gangxun, take your clothes off and let me see what you're like."

Oh? You've gotten smarter.

Zhou Gangxun slowly crossed his legs, leaned back on the sofa, and looked at Ruan Zhijuan, "Didn't you see that? The day you climbed into bed and drugged her."

"That night the lights were off, it was pitch black, I didn't see... I couldn't see clearly..." Ruan Zhijuan muttered, guiltily glancing away (￢3￢。). In fact, he was afraid that Zhou Gangxun's thing was too ugly, so he didn't dare to look... He kept his eyes closed the whole time, afraid of getting a sty.

As he spoke, he forcefully went over and unzipped Zhou Gangxun's pants.

"You want... ah—" Zhou Gangxun's body suddenly curled up violently, letting out a painful gasp, as it clamped... his... flesh...

Zipper! It caught! His! Flesh!

Ruan, Zhi, Juan!

With a twisted expression, Zhou Gangxun grabbed Ruan Zhijuan's two restless hands, which were trying to make things worse.

Was he doing it on purpose... once or twice...?

Dazhou: (|3[____] died.

Ruan Zhijuan couldn't understand why she was Thai, since she was almost the same as in her previous life. Shouldn't she have been born to her parents?

Although some people in the village do secretly say that he doesn't look like his parents and that he's not their child.

But he wasn't his parents' child, so why was he raised in his parents' home since he was a child?

Oh yes, he was indeed sent away later.

Before Zhou Gangxun's pain could be relieved, he suddenly felt a heat on his face as something hot and soft was pressed against it. "Zhou Gangxun, are you talking about this butt crack...? Can you... can you take a look? I'm not Thai, am I...?"

"Zhou Gangxun, I don't want to be Thai. I'm doing just fine here, you can't send me away..."

As Ruan Zhijuan spoke, she hurriedly washed Zhou Gangxun's face. He didn't want to leave; he didn't even know where Thailand was. Whatever Zhou Gangxun said was fine. Don't send him away to someone else... he'll eat less... um... less...

"..."

Da Zhou: (:3[____] Oh, you're awake again. Good afternoon.

Before the first injury could heal, a second injury struck.

Zhou Gangxun gritted his teeth (in a physical sense) as he stared intently at Ruan Zhijuan, who was waiting for an answer. "...You...aren't...no one...sending you...away..."

Retribution...this is retribution...instant karma, why did you have to tease that idiot...?

It hurts so much...it hurts so much I'm fainting..._(ಥロಥ 」∠)_

Unable to speak, he took a deep breath, turned his face away, hunched over, and went to the bathroom, locking the door behind him.

Ruan Zhijuan followed closely behind, pressed herself against the glass door of the bathroom, and peered inside with wide, eager eyes, asking, "Zhou Gangxun, don't they all have this...?"

Ruan Zhijuan wasn't quite sure; he needed to check another buttock.

Weakened by the pain, Zhou Gangxun was leaning against the wall, taking deep breaths with a look of utter exhaustion, when he heard a sentence enter his ears. He stared at the lewd face on the door, and thought, "What...?"

Heh... (ᇂ_ᇂ)」∠)_ He's seen other people's butts, and quite a few at that?

Zhou Gangxun opened the door and came out of the bathroom. Ruan Zhijuan's gaze immediately followed him.

He bent over, leaning against the wall, looking at Ruan Zhijuan with a resentful expression. He approached and said in a hoarse voice, "Whose butt have you seen before?"

"My younger brother..." Ruan Zhijuan blurted out subconsciously, then realized he shouldn't have mentioned his past life. He turned his eyes away and pretended to be a little fool ( °﹃ 。) Hehe...hehe, ba ba.

Actually, he hadn't really seen it much. He'd only wiped his brother's butt before, so he didn't know what it looked like. Who would bother to pull up someone's butt to look? That would be a complete pervert or sex maniac...

"Zhou Gangxun, shouldn't we move?" Ruan Zhijuan said, running towards the door.

Ha, you liar. Ruan is an only child. Where would he get a younger brother?

You're the good little brother, right? The one who got the cake at the hospital, or the one who got the ice cream at the construction site?

Zhou Gangxun sneered at the pervert who liked to peek at people's butts, and followed after him. His blood was boiling, and he said, drawing a clear line between them, "Ruan Zhijuan, I don't care whose butts you've seen before, or how many butts you've seen, just forget about it now..."

But as he walked, he knelt down, "..." It really... hurts... oh...

(PS: This is where the bad dog is lying. Xiao Ruan is skeptical, which is similar to the story of someone saying that their parents picked them up from a trash can when they were a child.)